Yup. There's a 'Three Stooges' "origins" story.

‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing

Wednesday, December 7 by

*Sigh* What were you expecting?


‘Young Adult’ Actress Charlize Theron

Wednesday, December 7 by

How old is she, again?

I hope it was worth it, Mythbusters.

‘Mythbusters’ Accidentally Sent A Cannonball Through A House

Wednesday, December 7 by

Before you laugh at this, please bear in mind that a minivan was damaged.

Michael Jackson in happier times.

7 ‘Glee’ Tributes We’d Like To See

Wednesday, December 7 by

Enough with the shitty bands.

This will make money.

Adam Sandler Spawns A ‘Grown Ups’ Sequel

Wednesday, December 7 by

More like GROAN Ups. Amirite?

A less rewarding film experience than 'Snow Dogs'

7 Pearl Harbor Movies Ranked From Worst To Best

Wednesday, December 7 by

With all due respect…

Trespassers will be shot on sight.

Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must

Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.

Links Away: 80s Cartoons…and Skyrim!

Tuesday, December 6 by

Larry King Wants To Be Freezed (AOLTV)

Gary Oldman Loves ‘Dark Knight Rises’ (MovieFone)

Safety Corn & Pork Muffs (FilmDrunk)

It Happened On 5th Avenue (TheCelebrityCafe)

22 Hilariously Useless Signs (Smosh)

A Calvin & Hobbes Christmas (Unreality)

Frank Shamrock On Nick Diaz (CagePotato)

Sex…On A Waterslide (Holytaco)

Neo-Nazi Themed Monopoly For Sale (SocialHype)

Natasha Jolie Hotness (GorillaMask)

Mistakes Guys Can’t Get Away With (ModernMan)

Hottie of the Day (DoubleViking)

7 Hangover Cures That Actually Work (MadeMan)

Philip Dick Optioned…Again (Slashfilm)

Michelle McGee’s Boobs (Ehowa)

Jon Stewart vs Herman Cain (HuffComedy)

Patty Jenkins Leaves Thor 2 (Movieline)

Living On Beer IS Possible…Sort of (ForkParty)

Lucy Liu: Work Of Art (Gunaxin)

Cello Wars…Nuff Said (Devour)

Ana Seradilla Hotness (Coed)

Nicolette Shea Looks Like Courtney Stodden (GuySpeed)

How One Arm Can Ruin A Game (TotalProSports)

Opie Will Raise Hell (Warming)

Bar Rafaeli Hotness (NSFW)


This ain't so bad!

9 Movie Dystopias That Are Worse Than ‘Hunger Games’

Tuesday, December 6 by

Not only has law and order crumbled, but they’ve also stopped airing “Law & Order.”

Tune in next week for "Cartoon Cats We Would Love To Butter Poach."

7 Movie Horses We Want To Slaughter, Then Eat

Tuesday, December 6 by

This article reminds me of summers in France, where the horses were so succulent, my au pair would have to wipe the juices from my chin.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?

If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN

Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

Now we have some place to send criminals.

What Could Be Living On The Newly-Discovered Planet, Kepler-22b?

Tuesday, December 6 by

If it moves, kill it and eat it.

Makes Sense

Tuesday, December 6 by


‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel

Tuesday, December 6 by

Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

Stop smiling, Larry. You're going to die. We all are.

Larry King Fears His Impending Death, Wants To Be Frozen

Tuesday, December 6 by

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…