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Chinese Businessman To Create Gigantic Orlando/Hollywood Hybrid That Will Undoubtedly Be Tasteful

Monday, September 23 by

Because China was keeping things too classy.

The whole show is going to be like this image.

Ken Jeong Is Getting His Own Show On NBC, America Suddenly Gets Piercing Headache

Monday, September 23 by

They’re going for a shrillness strategy. Good call.


Michael Keaton Almost Played Jack On ‘Lost’

Monday, September 23 by

That would have been cool. Or weird.


Scarlett Johansson Takes It Off* In ‘Under The Skin’ Trailer

Monday, September 23 by

*It being your skin.


Here Are Your Kinda Boring Emmy Winners

Monday, September 23 by

But congrats to Anna Gunn.

Miley inspired this girl to have an existential crisis just by standing next to her.

This Miley Cyrus Documentary Trailer May Cause Ocular Bleeding

Friday, September 20 by

Billy Ray cameo or GTFO.


You Can Buy Hector Salamanca’s Bell (And Other Stuff) From ‘Breaking Bad’

Friday, September 20 by


Son of Robocop.

7 Best Superhero Suits From Film and Television

Friday, September 20 by

Dress for success…

The only known surviving photograph of the Egyptian king.

Spike TV Is Going To Give Us A King Tut Drama

Friday, September 20 by

Spike knows drama.


Adam Sandler In Talks To Make A Not Bad Movie

Friday, September 20 by

Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.


Ugh, Space Zombies Are Real Pain In The Neck In ‘Last Days Of Mars’ Trailer

Friday, September 20 by

This is how it’s done, ‘Prometheus’!


J.J. Abrams Attempting To Make ‘Star Wars’ No Longer Ass-Terrible

Friday, September 20 by

He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.


Somebody Had Better Check On Huell

Friday, September 20 by

He must be starving.


If You Do The Math, Ted Mosby’s A Real Slut

Friday, September 20 by

His foreskin’s been pushed back more often than the point to his story.

They won't even give us an episode that resolves the uneaten cake issue.

E! Takes Ryan Lochte’s Reality Show, Shoots It In The Head, Buries It In Shallow Grave

Thursday, September 19 by

For the purposes of this metaphor, reality shows have heads.

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