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If only we could blame her on the Brits.

Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music

Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

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Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie

Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

He's still not taking Frankie Muniz's calls.

’30 Rock’ Is About To Get Cranston’d. HARD.

Tuesday, September 4 by

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

Don't laugh. It's not funny. It's just...not, ok?

Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 7 Most Memorable Roles

Tuesday, September 4 by

Van. Dammage.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.

‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie

Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

Hollywood lost a good one this weekend.

R.I.P Michael Clarke Duncan, The Gentle Giant

Tuesday, September 4 by

You will be missed, MCD.

His words are as pointed as his face.

Benedict Cumberbatch Is As Suspicious Of CBS’ ‘Elementary’ As We Are

Thursday, August 30 by

When it comes to contemporary Sherlock Holmes adaptations, Benedict Cumberbatch is the one who knocks.

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Michael Keaton Hired To Cheese Off ‘RoboCop’

Thursday, August 30 by

BATMAN VS. ROBOCOP!!!

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Aubrey Plaza Wants It Bad In ‘The To-Do List’ Red Band Trailer

Wednesday, August 29 by

‘It’ being sex.

What the fuck are you looking at, Charlie Sheen?

‘Anger Management’ Gets Automatically Picked Up For 90 More Episodes. Yup. 90.

Wednesday, August 29 by

It took ‘Arrested Development’ six years to get ten more.

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Ageless Sex Symbol Michael Douglas To Play Ronald Reagan

Wednesday, August 29 by

Will there be a chimp?

Pretend the green dude is Shawn Ryan.

Eddie Murphy And Shawn Ryan Shopping Around ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ TV Show

Wednesday, August 29 by

I don’t know if my knee-jerk reaction is supposed to be love or hate.

This is either Jay Leno or Jimmy Kimmel. It's hard to tell.

‘Shit On Jay Leno’ Week Continues With Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘F*ck Him’

Tuesday, August 28 by

He must not have seen “Jaywalking.”

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Maria Hill Hates Her Boss In Alternate ‘Avengers’ Opening

Tuesday, August 28 by

It’s still better than working retail.

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Jose Padilha Is Having A Bitch Of A Time Remaking ‘RoboCop’

Tuesday, August 28 by

In all fairness, RoboCop is a very nuanced character.

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