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In Honor Of Herman Cain: 7 Disgraced Movie Politicians

Tuesday, November 29 by

14% of them are played by Frank Langella.

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New Year’s Eve

Tuesday, November 29 by

Director: Garry Marshall Cast: Katherine Fugate Synopsis: The lives of several couples and singles in New York intertwine over the course of New Year’s Eve. Release Date: Sarah Jessica Parker, Jessica Biel, Ashton…

Here's hoping he died how he lived... surrounded by giant swords of meat.

Actor And Comedian Patrice O’Neal Died Last Night At 41

Tuesday, November 29 by

The regular ‘Opie and Anthony’ guest was 41.

Kristen Stewart's incessant twitching is probably to blame.

6 Films Besides ‘Breaking Dawn’ That Will Probably Give You Seizures

Tuesday, November 29 by

Stick a wooden spoon in your mouth before you even read this article.

Have you seen this bear?

According To KRQE News, The Pedobear Threat Is Real

Tuesday, November 29 by

Your move, Internet.

Everything You Need to Know About 'The Dark Knight Rises' Bane

Everything You Need To Know About Bane From ‘The Dark Knight Rises’

Tuesday, November 29 by

Considering that in the greater scheme of things, you don’t “need” to know anything about bane, this headline is accurate.

Rocky triumphantly squirts milk on Philiadelphia

Sylvester Stallone Runs ‘Rocky’ Up The Broadway Steps

Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s about time “Eye of the Tiger” became eligible for a Tony.

Links Away: Abrams’ Newest ‘Mystery’

Monday, November 28 by


Where Did ‘Walking Dead’ Go Wrong? *(AOLTV)

Breakout Stars of 2011 (MovieFone)

Nic Cage and Serbian Textbooks (FilmDrunk)

The  Next Vampire Teen Craze Is…(Smosh)

The Planets In A Nutshell (Unreality)

The Worst UFC Debuts (CagePotato)

Americans: Fatter and Lazier (Holytaco)

Miss Leila Hotness (GorillaMask)

How To Cure Your Hiccups (ModernMan)

Woman Scared Of Kittens (DoubleViking)

Emily Browning Hotness (MadeMan)

Abrams Welcomes You To Prison (SlashFilm)

Sophie Reade Bikini Photos (Ehowa)

Jon Stewart vs Stephen Colbert (HuffingtonPost)

All New John Carter Poster (Movieline)

Real Life Adult Swim Characters (ForkParty)

Monika Pietrasinska is Perfect (Gunaxin)

The Muppets Return With Style (NextMovie)

Teresa Moore Hotness (Coed)

Hitler Youth Hair! (GuySpeed)

The Eric Prindle Defeat (TotalProSports)

Cougar Town Got Communitied (WarmingGlow)

Sara Rues Big Ones (NSFW)

 

R.I.P.

Rest In Peace: Five Ken Russell Films You Should See

Monday, November 28 by

A tribute to the now-deceased director who brought us the classic date movie, ‘Whore’…

Sterling Archer and a flight attendant, hanging out as friends so often do.

FX Sets Premiere Dates For Third Seasons Of Justified And Archer

Monday, November 28 by

‘Son of the Beach’ remains on hiatus, so keep up that letter-writing campaign, folks!

You don't get much more cyber than these guys.

9 Of Our Favorite Cyborgs In Honor Of Cyber Monday

Monday, November 28 by

What better way to celebrate Cyber Monday? Besides buying crap.

Shoplifters beware - these stores are not for you.

6 Fictional Retailers That Are Probably Better Than Best Buy

Monday, November 28 by

Sure, they’re just as baffling as real big-box retailers, but you’re likely to run into Chuck or Ash, which is a bonus in my book.

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Sleeping Beauty

Monday, November 28 by

Director: Julia Leigh Cast: Emily Browning, Rachael Blake, Ewen Leslie Synopsis: A haunting portrait of Lucy, a young university student drawn into a mysterious hidden world of unspoken desires. Release Date: December 2, 2011

I'm sure the paper in question will be some of variation on this.

You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Dunder Mifflin Paper From ‘The Office’. REJOICE!

Monday, November 28 by

This is a way better idea than my ‘Night Court’-branded nocturnal legal services.

It's business time.

‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Tease Us With Movie Talk

Monday, November 28 by

It’s hard to type with finfgners croxssed.

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