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‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’ Gets Its Own Beer

Tuesday, January 8 by

But it’s willing to share with you.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Passes Up Marvel For Johnny Depp’s Sloppy Second ‘Sin City’ Seconds

Tuesday, January 8 by

Title makes sense if you read the article.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Inception’

Tuesday, January 8 by

You really shouldn’t need us to point out the sh*ttiness of ‘Inception’.

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R.I.P. ‘Snakes On A Plane’ Director David R. Ellis

Tuesday, January 8 by

The director passed away on location in South Africa.

Ugh. He should be "crucified" for the nerd-chic look.

Brad Pitt To Play The Man Who Sentenced Jesus To Death

Monday, January 7 by

It’s all good, though. He was in ‘Fight Club’.

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Al Roker Pooped His Pants At The White House

Monday, January 7 by

Also known as “pulling a Reagan.”

Classis Huell. Not to be confused with Saul Goddman's bodyguard, who is large and black, but also named Huell.

Huell Howser, Public TV Staple, Dies At 67

Monday, January 7 by

Pour out some California orange juice.

Why so angry, lizard?

Frank Darabont Is Going To Rewrite The ‘Godzilla’ Movie

Monday, January 7 by

The monster is going to look for a missing girl for six hours and piss everyone off.

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There’s More Story To Tell: ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Sequel In The Works

Monday, January 7 by

The young ladies love some Leatherface.

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NBC Hopes They Don’t Cancel ‘Community’

Monday, January 7 by

They have a funny way of showing it.

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Billy On The Street & Will Ferrell Play ‘Would Drew Barrymore Like That?’

Friday, January 4 by

America’s favorite game made all the better by SO. MUCH. YELLING.

Ice-T knows that look. Ice-T LOVES that look.

Venn Diagram Of ’30 Rock’, Ice-T, And Nancy Pelosi To Become One Beautiful Circle

Friday, January 4 by

If only televisions had a manner of being powered by sexual chemistry.

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New ‘Side Effects’ Trailer Includes Horniness And Murder

Friday, January 4 by

Why do the best drugs always turn us into horny murderers?

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New ‘Evil Dead’ Red Band Trailer Is Here To Be Gross

Friday, January 4 by

Digest breakfast first.

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TV Flashback: ‘Django Unchained’

Thursday, January 3 by

The film version is a bit of a departure.

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