Not very ant-like, Paul.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt Just Denied Any Involvement In ‘Ant-Man’

Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s a shame, because he looks much more like an ant than Paul Rudd.

And God said unto thee, "Use thy staff to smite paparazzi that may lie between Spago's front door and the valet stand."

Test Audiences Aren’t Loving Darren Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’, Which Is Probably A Good Thing

Wednesday, October 16 by

This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.


Watch A Supercut Of Skeletor Berating His Henchmen

Wednesday, October 16 by

It’s hard to get good help when your sole mission is to make the world a crappy place.

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‘That Awkward Moment’ Gives Us The Zac Efron Bro Film That We’ve Been Missing

Wednesday, October 16 by

When your bros get girlfriends, that’s against the bro code (or something. I don’t really know what I’m saying.)

They're all so attractive!

Marvel Rolling Out Five New TV Shows For Us

Wednesday, October 16 by

You WILL enjoy comic-book based entertainment.


Don’t Make Us Choose: Paul Rudd And Joseph Gordon-Levitt Up For ‘Ant-Man’

Wednesday, October 16 by

Oof. Tough choice.

If they made the 8-year old a sex addict, that would certainly turn convention on its head.

Might Warner Bros. Be Developing A ‘Gritty’ Encyclopedia Brown Series?

Tuesday, October 15 by

The definitive answer is “perhaps.”

I'm objectifying them in my mind because they're very attractive.

Golden Globes Don’t Mess With Success, Keep Tina Fey And Amy Poehler As Hosts For Two More Years

Tuesday, October 15 by

I guess they’re not even going to give Hathaway and Franco a chance.


Honest Trailers: ‘The Walking Dead’

Tuesday, October 15 by


Hey, a user-friendly interface! Neat!

Netflix Talking With Smaller Cable Operators To Align Forces And Screw Over The Big Cable Companies That Have Screwed Us Over

Monday, October 14 by

My Netflix just streamed all over the carpet.

All this and more!

Someone Did Not Adapt ‘The Phantom Tollbooth’, But DID Make A Documentary About It. Here Is Its Trailer.

Monday, October 14 by

For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…

Who does she think she is, Kristie Alley?

Meg Ryan Will Save NBC

Monday, October 14 by

I’m really looking forward to avoiding this program.

I would visit.

‘Fargo’ TV Show Brings On Even More Familiar Names

Friday, October 11 by

It appears that the city of Fargo has telephones capable of calling Saul.

Well hello there, Mr. Hanks.

Tom Hanks Can No Longer Change His Weight For Roles, Still Can Befriend Volleyballs If Script Calls For It

Friday, October 11 by

It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.

The man, the myth, the slacker.

Judd Apatow’s ‘Simpsons’ Episode Will Be In True Apatow Fashion

Friday, October 11 by

Judd Apatow, like many other film creatives recently, will be getting a Simpsons episode all his own. And in case you weren’t sure on whether or not the episode will…

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