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China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion

Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

M. Night Shyamalan is available.

It Sounds Like The New ‘Star Wars’ Writer Got Fired, J.J. Abrams & Co. Will Take It From Here

Friday, October 25 by

This might delay things a bit.


SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis

Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.


The World Gets Torn Down In ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Trailer

Thursday, October 24 by

It looks awesome.


You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey

Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

There's an alligator...RIGHT BEHIND HIM.

Henry Winkler Getting A TV Show That Is Sadly Not A Barry Zuckerkorn Spin-off

Thursday, October 24 by

Go against expectations with a gritty mob series!

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.

Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie

Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”


Nick Offerman Takes Us Through Great Moments In Moustache History

Wednesday, October 23 by

Pay attention. A man is talking.


Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate

Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie

Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?


The Times Are A-Changin’ In ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’ Trailer. Also, Scorpions

Wednesday, October 23 by

R.I.P. Sweet Brick.

It must be cold outside. Cause of the hat.

That Sarah Silverman Pilot That Wasn’t Good Enough For NBC Is On YouTube

Wednesday, October 23 by

It’s worth a look.

If spies were this attractive, I would welcome them into our country.

‘Homeland': Gettin’ Renewed!

Wednesday, October 23 by

Our government will continue to rot from the inside out for another year.

"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.

For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently

Tuesday, October 22 by

Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.

The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand

Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

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