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Please let us see his ass in this one, too.

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator

Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.

Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About

Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.

‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View

Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.

Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’

Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.

Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons

Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese

FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise

Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

Please don't bother Mr. Shyamalan when he's wearing his director earphones and director baseball hat,.

M. Night Shyamalan Wrote ‘She’s All That’ Which In And Of Itself, Is Something Of A Twist

Tuesday, June 11 by

The twist is…there is no twist. It’s formulaic and straightforward.

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Honest Trailers – Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Tuesday, June 11 by

“Man of Steel” may look awesome – but let’s not forget where Superman came from…

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Because Fuse Is Evil, There Will Be An Insane Clown Posse TV Show

Tuesday, June 11 by

Two people is hardly a “posse.”

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Earlier Reports Were Wrong, THIS Is The Greatest Event In Television History

Friday, June 7 by

Please inform neighbors and loved ones.

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‘Archie’ Movie Adaptation In The Works Because Reasons

Friday, June 7 by

Oh, sugar.

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Gillian Jacobs Accepts Challenge To Act Believably In ‘Hot Tub Time Machine 2′

Friday, June 7 by

It’s the role every girl at Julliard dreams about.

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New ‘Man Of Steel’ Trailer: Just The Explosions Version

Thursday, June 6 by

Earth gets to’ up!

On the upside, we'll probably lose the cast of 'Two and a Half Men' as well.

Play The ‘This Is The End’ Game, And Revel In The Fun That Is The Apocalypse

Thursday, June 6 by

It’s not really the end if you just decide to hit “continue” and keep playing.

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Screen Junkies Show: Vince Vaughn Googles Himself!

Thursday, June 6 by

Stars, they’re just like us.

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