LATEST HEADLINES

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.

HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”

Friday, July 6 by

Psych!

Untitled-3

Ted Goes Down (NSFW)

Friday, July 6 by

katy-perry-rolling-stone01_4c598ca1d30bc

52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs

Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

trailerparkheroes2

There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’

Thursday, July 5 by

Regrettably.

MATT DAMON!

First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun

Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.

Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did

Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

Cruise-proofed.

How Will Scientology Assassinate Katie Holmes? A Screen Junkies How-To

Tuesday, July 3 by

It’s only a matter of time…probably…

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.

The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.

Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.

Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven

Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?

Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today

Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

kids-alien

Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene

Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.

New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras

Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

django-unchained-sam-jackson

More Murder-y Hijinks In New ‘Django Unchained’ Spot

Monday, July 2 by

It’s like ‘Shanghai Noon’ minus the karate.

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.

Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?

Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

Enter to win

Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’

Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

MORE