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Ted Knows What Good Hair Does For Your Luck With The Ladies

Friday, July 6 by

Eff manscaping.

Ahhh! Stop looking at me like that!

Seth Meyers To Probably Be The Next Regis. *Nods Politely*

Friday, July 6 by

Like Regis, Meyers registers a perfect “5″ on the charm scale that runs from 1-10.

I start drooling like Pavlov's dog when I see this logo.

HBO Announced A Movie Based On Fox News, Then Said, “Nah.”

Friday, July 6 by

Psych!

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Ted Goes Down (NSFW)

Friday, July 6 by

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52 Animated Gifs Of Katy Perry’s Boobs

Friday, July 6 by

An entire gallery dedicated to our favorite part of her.

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There’s No Time For Elven Booty Calls In Nerd Machine’s ‘Trailer Park Heroes Part II’

Thursday, July 5 by

Regrettably.

MATT DAMON!

First Official ‘Elysium’ Pic: Matt Damon Holds Large Future Gun

Thursday, July 5 by

That’s about what we expected.

Spoiler: She's Swedish.

Movie Theater Employee Spoils ‘Prometheus’ Worse Than Damon Lindelof Did

Thursday, July 5 by

‘Prometheus’ sounds pretty metal.

Cruise-proofed.

How Will Scientology Assassinate Katie Holmes? A Screen Junkies How-To

Tuesday, July 3 by

It’s only a matter of time…probably…

I'm waiting to hear that rights to the wig have been pulled.

The Jimi Hendrix Biopic Won’t Have ANY Jimi Hendrix Music. None.

Tuesday, July 3 by

This is going to be great. Ok. Not great. But it will be something that exists, which is also nice.

On to the fishin' hole in the sky.

Andy Griffith Is Now Whistling And/Or Fishing In Heaven

Tuesday, July 3 by

In case you’re bad with idioms, “he’s dead.”

What's your next secret, Andy?

Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today

Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene

Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.

New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras

Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

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More Murder-y Hijinks In New ‘Django Unchained’ Spot

Monday, July 2 by

It’s like ‘Shanghai Noon’ minus the karate.

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