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Honest Trailers – ‘Twilight: New Moon’

Friday, November 16 by

The shittiest movie of all time gets an equally shitty sequel.

Get all up out my grill, flower-pixie thing!

‘Oz: The Great And Powerful’ Trailer Gives Us An Origin Story, Mila Kunis

Friday, November 16 by

Really great, but only sorta powerful.

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‘The ABC’s Of Death’ Makes Learning Gross

Friday, November 16 by

‘P’ does not stand for plot.

Poor Mike Meyers.

Kanye West To Participate In Hurricane Sandy Relief Project, Nation Will Learn Who Doesn’t Care About Black People In 2012

Thursday, November 15 by

Barack Obama doesn’t care about wet people.

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Obama’s America: ‘Twins’ Sequel Will Star Eddie Murphy

Wednesday, November 14 by

At what price diversity?

Party on top, chin on the bottom.

The 7 Best Fictional Moustaches Of 2012

Wednesday, November 14 by

Nude lips sink ships.

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Twilight: Breaking Dads

Wednesday, November 14 by

Being a father sucks. ‘Twilight’ makes it even worse…

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7 Classic Guy Films That Never Go Out Of Style

Tuesday, November 13 by

In honor of ‘Lawrence of Arabia’s’ release on Blu-ray.

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Rejoice! Elmo’s Accuser Withdraws Sex Abuse Claims

Tuesday, November 13 by

No need to Occupy Sesame Street after all, you guys.

Wow. Roger Moore looks AMAZING.

Business Lessons We’ve Learned From James Bond

Tuesday, November 13 by

Rule 1: Always get legally drunk before doing anything, ever.

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Boy Meets Girl, Girls Becomes Alien In ‘The Host’ Trailer

Tuesday, November 13 by

Because sparkling is so 2008.

These guys are on the elder end of the "child" spectrum.

Our 6 Favorite Child Soldiers From Film And Television

Monday, November 12 by

You are most definitely NOT the boss of them.

Who needs perspective when you have a yellow scarf?

This Might Be The Greatest Rex Reed Quote Of All Time

Monday, November 12 by

Let’s go back to a simpler time, when the country was in the middle of a bloody and prolonged Civil War…

P-I-M-P.

Elmo Allegedly Banged A Kid

Monday, November 12 by

Innocent or guilty, we always knew that Elmo was a monster. This should surprise nobody.

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First Look At ‘All You Need Is Kill’ Confirms Long-Held Suspicion That Tom Cruise Is A Robot

Friday, November 9 by

Just wow.

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