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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered

Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.

Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.

This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom

Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

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‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Trailer Hunts The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

The hottest film of March 2012 now has a trailer.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!

‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story

Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

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One Of Those Julian Assange Movies Has A Trailer Now, But Please Don’t Ask Me Which One

Thursday, September 6 by

I guess start waiting for Whitney Houston trailers now.

Y'all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dredd.

6 Comic Book Adaptations That Deserve A Do-Over

Thursday, September 6 by

Y’all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dre.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!

Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’

Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.

NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones

Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.

Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes

Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.

Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music

Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

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Arrested Development Episodes To Serve As ‘Act One’ Of The Movie

Tuesday, September 4 by

I’m going to make a movie about the saga of making the ‘AD’ movie.

He's still not taking Frankie Muniz's calls.

’30 Rock’ Is About To Get Cranston’d. HARD.

Tuesday, September 4 by

Heisenberg would absolutely skullf*ck Jack Donaghy.

Don't laugh. It's not funny. It's just...not, ok?

Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 7 Most Memorable Roles

Tuesday, September 4 by

Van. Dammage.

He didn't mean no disrespect or nothin'.

‘The Sopranos’ Cast Reuniting For…A Nickelodeon Movie

Tuesday, September 4 by

The film has the unfortunate name of ‘Nicky Deuce’.

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