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The ‘RoboCop’ Remake Will Hire Anybody

Tuesday, September 11 by

Gary Oldman’s manager got himself a role.

One of these things is not like the other.

NBC Skips 9/11 Observance To Discuss Kardashian Boob Job

Tuesday, September 11 by

It’s not even a hot Kardashian’s boob job. It’s the mom’s. Gross.

Before becoming wrath, it appears Nic Cage became the lead singer of Nickelback.

Nic Cage To Star In ‘I Am Wrath’, Even Though We Have Always Known He Was Wrath

Tuesday, September 11 by

Will Nicolas Cage be able to play an over-the-top character? Possibly.

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‘Smashed’ Trailer: Aaron Paul And Mary Elizabeth Winstead Get Wastypants

Tuesday, September 11 by

Featuring Nick Offerman.

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5 Video Game Adaptations That Got It Right

Tuesday, September 11 by

In honor of ‘Resident Evil: Damnation”…

The weirdest group of people in the world.

Liza Minnelli Also Back On Board For ‘Arrested Development’, Gives Me A Touch Of The Dizzies

Tuesday, September 11 by

She got dizzy and fell right into our hearts.

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First Footage Of Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ Is Lacking Vampires

Tuesday, September 11 by

Here’s the trailer for the trailer. You’re welcome.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.

Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar

Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.

Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law

Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

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Vampires And Werewolves Fight Colonial Ghosts Or Something In ‘Breaking Dawn – Part II’ Trailer

Monday, September 10 by

The long wait pays off. After this, no more ‘Twilight’.

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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered

Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.

Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.

This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom

Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

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‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Trailer Hunts The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

The hottest film of March 2012 now has a trailer.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!

‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story

Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

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