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Audiences are falling over themselves for this deal!

Would You Pay $50 For This ‘World War Z’ Ticket Deal?

Friday, June 14 by

For that much, it should come with an armless, mouthless zombie on a chain.

How does Sandler not look like this these days? Answer: He does.

Adam Sandler Dabbling In The Supernatural With A Remake Of ‘Hello Ghost’

Friday, June 14 by

Shouldn’t it technically be ‘Hello, Ghost’?

Nice gun.

Peep The New ‘Elysium’ Trailer

Thursday, June 13 by

In Elysium, most people can hear you scream. So be courteous.

Once they get to the fourth one, this guy's gonna be out of fuckin' fingers.

‘Smurfs 2′ Has Made $150 Million In Tie-Ins And Licensing

Thursday, June 13 by

And it’s not even out yet.

Sorry, rich folks.

ESPN Gives Up On 3D For Now

Thursday, June 13 by

They ball will no longer seem like it’s coming right at you.

I'm going to guess that he does well with ladies.

Pick Up Chicks With Superman

Thursday, June 13 by

Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.

My first credit card.

Now You Can Have A ‘Walking Dead’ Credit Card, To Serve As A Sort of Metaphor For Your Shoddy Credit History

Thursday, June 13 by

Scary.

Please let us see his ass in this one, too.

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator

Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.

Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About

Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.

‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View

Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.

Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’

Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.

Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons

Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese

FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise

Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

Please don't bother Mr. Shyamalan when he's wearing his director earphones and director baseball hat,.

M. Night Shyamalan Wrote ‘She’s All That’ Which In And Of Itself, Is Something Of A Twist

Tuesday, June 11 by

The twist is…there is no twist. It’s formulaic and straightforward.

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Honest Trailers – Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Tuesday, June 11 by

“Man of Steel” may look awesome – but let’s not forget where Superman came from…

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