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The ‘Star Wars’ Porn Parody Looks Funnier Than The ‘Family Guy’ One

Monday, January 9 by

This won’t ruin your childhood as badly as the prequels did.

TV is for drunken losers.

Watch The Season Premieres Of ‘Shameless’ And ‘Californication’ Without Using Your Stupid TV

Monday, January 9 by

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The fact that Kiefer Sutherland can only read digital watches is the worst-kept secret in Hollywood.

Dammit, Chloe: Kiefer Sutherland’s Finally Got That ’24′ Movie

Monday, January 9 by

There should only be time for 35-50 double agents in this abridged version.

I loved you in the Black Hole Sun video.

7 Surprise Hits Besides ‘The Devil Inside’

Monday, January 9 by

Satan is an official household name now.

If you live outside LA, this is a great opportunity to witness a collective of actors who have given up on their dreams.

Good News For Its 35 Fans: There Will Be A ‘Party Down’ Movie Shooting In 2012

Monday, January 9 by

This is great news to both the handful of people who actually watched the show and the millions of others who inexplicably mourned its cancellation.

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A Timeline Of Television’s Same-Sex Weddings

Monday, January 9 by

Rick Santorum’s TiVo would explode.

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Russell Brand Uninvited From People’s Choice Awards. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Monday, January 9 by

Shame on you, People’s Choice Awards, for disinviting Brand. SHAME ON YOUR EYES!

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You're a dead man, Kenan Thompson.

Fox To Fight SNL With Cartoons

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But will they measure up to TV Funhouse?

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The 12 Funniest Names In Hollywood

Monday, January 9 by

Whoever bet that “Randolph Mantooth” wouldn’t make the list…it’s time to pay the fiddler.

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Sweeeet!

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Yes, “Jew” is one of the classes in the game.

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