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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman

Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams

Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll

Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.

Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever

Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.

Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’

Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank

Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.

Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way

Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Looking good, Leslie.

You Want ‘Parks And Rec’ Film Reviews From Perd Hapley? You Got ‘Em Right Here.

Wednesday, September 4 by

MY SIDES! THEY HURT! Not from laughter, mind you, but worsening pancreatitis.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.

Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter

Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season

Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck

Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See

Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!

‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series

Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!

LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz

Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut

Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

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