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Sweathog reunion in heaven.

Horshack From ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ Died

Wednesday, August 15 by

Up your nose with a rubber hose…in heaven.

A photo of rap mogul Jay-Z before undergoing his pre-concert blackening.

Ron Howard, The Blackest Director We Know, Naturally Directing Jay-Z Documentary

Wednesday, August 15 by

Ya got a little dirt on your shoulder there, Opie.

I hope the person left standing gets clocked in the face with a folding chair. I would watch that.

Extreme Musical Chairs Premieres Tonight With The CW’s ‘Oh Sit!’

Wednesday, August 15 by

“‘Oh Sit!’? More like…’Oh F*ck!’”

Whoa. Did someone just make Captain Planet look kind of bad ass?

‘Captain Planet’ Trailer Looks Serious Enough To Be Real

Tuesday, August 14 by

He’s blue as shit.

Nell will straight up fucking murder you if you don't make that vig payment.

Jodie Foster Directing A Sort-Of Female ‘Sopranos’

Tuesday, August 14 by

“Quit bustin’ my labia.”

I would cite this photo in my "We're used to touching heads, and I just got carried away" defense.

Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson Head-Butts His Wife, Loses His VH1 Reality Show

Tuesday, August 14 by

He should change his name to “Chad Head-o Butt-o.”

Weird that he has a really hot girlfriend. That really could have gone either way.

Aaron Paul To Sign On For ‘Long Way Down’, Reminding Us ‘Breaking Bad’ Won’t Last Forever

Tuesday, August 14 by

Is it too early to clamor for a Cranston-Paul reunion? And bring the guy who plays Badger, too.

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Keanu Reeves Proves ‘Bill & Ted 3′ Will Have A Plot

Monday, August 13 by

This sequel > Ghostbusters sequel.

Chubby Michael Phelps.

‘Parks And Recreation’ Gets You Excited With Some Olympics-Themed Promos

Monday, August 13 by

Yes, I know the Olympics are over, but it’s ‘Parks and Rec’, so we cut them some slack.

They're already pretty much there anyway.

CNN Might Feature Some Non-News Shows To Boost Its Lousy News-y Ratings

Monday, August 13 by

I don’t watch news, and I don’t watch reality TV, so whatever CNN does here won’t get me to watch.

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Nicolas Cage And Other Old Men Pursued For ‘Expendables 3′

Monday, August 13 by

Wilford Brimley gets snubbed.

BRICK AND RON.

Ferrell And Carell To Star In ‘Swear To God’, Written By Justin Theroux

Monday, August 13 by

Together, they form a triumvirate of laughter.

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Meet The Bad Girls Of ‘Lawless’

Monday, August 13 by

‘Lawless’ is in theaters August 29th.

Holy fuck, it's Peeta from 'The Hunger Games'. I'm gonna see the shit out of this movie.

Here’s That Three Year-Old ‘Red Dawn’ Remake Trailer. *Sighs* “Wolverines”

Friday, August 10 by

Now with 60% less political tension.

This is the collective expression America made at the suspension of prisoners' civil liberties.

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them?

Friday, August 10 by

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

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