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Angelina Jolie Will Co-Star With One Of Her Many, Many Children In ‘Maleficent’

Thursday, August 23 by

Ohhhhhhh, the other 472 brothers and sisters are going to be soooo jealous.

The life of any party.

Get Judgmental With This ‘Dredd 3D’ Clip

Thursday, August 23 by

They misspelled “dread,” but the more I think about it, the more I think that may have been intentional.

Ned Flanders.

‘American Bible Challenge’ Is Hosted By Jeff Foxworthy, But Fails The Trifecta By Not Being On TNN

Wednesday, August 22 by

Unless it’s Ezekiel 25:17, I’m probably useless here.

Once you kiss the Masheen, you can't go back. Ever.

This ‘Anger Management’ Clip Features Charlie At His Sheeniest

Wednesday, August 22 by

Life imitating art. Wait. I inverted that. Art imitating life. That’s way less impressive, though.

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Drunk Guy Tripping On Shrooms Goes On ‘Price Is Right’. Sadly, No Puking.

Wednesday, August 22 by

Bob Barker would not have allowed this.

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Get Ready To ‘The Rocketeer’ All Over Again

Wednesday, August 22 by

‘The Shadow’ and ‘The Phantom’ reboots can’t be too far behind.

No way they are actually wearing that! COME ON!

I Wish This Wasn’t Just A Movie And Television Site So I Could Talk About Avril Lavigne And Chad Kroeger’s Engagement

Wednesday, August 22 by

Screw it, I’m doing it anyway.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Does His Best Rosie Perez In ‘End Of Watch’ Trailer

Wednesday, August 22 by

Little bit racist there, Jake.

Sorry they annoyed you with their friendship, NBC.

‘The Office’ Is Done After Next Year, Which May Surprise People Who Thought It Was Already Cancelled

Tuesday, August 21 by

I hope Jim and Pam both lose their legs in separate car accidents and have to become “skateboard people.”

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‘Ghostbusters’ Theme Sung By Machines

Tuesday, August 21 by

The machines have risen. And they’re total nerds.

Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?

Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’

Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck

Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.

Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him

Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

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‘Walking Dead’ To Campaign Against Dish Network At Political Conventions

Tuesday, August 21 by

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

John Goodman in what I can only presume is some sort of movie role.

John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By*

Monday, August 20 by

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

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