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Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason

Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.

‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!

Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Renewed For A Fourth Season

Tuesday, April 2 by

Can’t we just renew the entire series while we’re at it.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Jurassic Park 3D’

Tuesday, April 2 by

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

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Michael Cera Dies Horribly In Red Band ‘This Is The End’ Trailer

Tuesday, April 2 by

That’s for ‘Paper Heart’!

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The Coen Brothers Love To Make Fat Men Howl: The Supercut

Monday, April 1 by

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

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‘You’re Next’ Favorite Horror Movie Finally Has A Trailer

Monday, April 1 by

At long last, the festival hit is headed to theaters.

The hand is a nice touch.

Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’

Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION

‘G.I. Joe 3′ To Chronicle The Other Half Of The Battle

Monday, April 1 by

Go Joe! Again!!

Don't screw up your lines-?

A Long Day’s Porn Shoot: We Visit The Set Of ‘Homecoming’

Monday, April 1 by

“These baby wipes are dry…”

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Balki Acted Like A Dick On Local Morning News

Friday, March 29 by

Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.

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‘2 Guns’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg & Denzel Washington Finally Get Around To Doing A Movie Together

Friday, March 29 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

Some television costume designer just blew their wad.

‘Gangs Of New York’ Might Become A TV Show

Friday, March 29 by

No shortage of characters.

Muckraker!

Comedian Eugene Mirman Took Out A Full-Page Ad to Bash Time Warner Cable

Friday, March 29 by

He speaks for all of us.

So American, it makes me want to invade Iraq all over again.

In Case You Didn’t Know ‘America’s Most Wanted’ Was Still On The Air, No Worries, It’s Been Cancelled

Friday, March 29 by

Yay, crime!

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