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Stephen Colbert To Appear In One Of The ‘Hobbit’, Delighting Two Types Of Nerds

Monday, October 22 by

I hope he fights a bear.

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Lena Dunham Apologizes To Canada Over Murder-Rape Joke

Monday, October 22 by

Canada has yet to apologize for Justin Bieber.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Paranormal Activity’

Friday, October 19 by

This one’s kinda mean.

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Hollywood “Nice Guy” Tom Hanks Drops The F Bomb On ‘Good Morning America’

Friday, October 19 by

Why would you say that, Tom? Coming out with stink like that poop, you poop-mouth! Get all that poop coming out of your mouth!

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Warner Bros. Decides They May As Well Make A ‘Justice League’ Movie

Friday, October 19 by

Pretty good idea to rush this into production.

She was pretty damn hot.

Soft-Core ‘Emmanuelle’ Ascends To Heaven, Or So We’d Like To Believe

Thursday, October 18 by

An icon from when soft-core used to be classy.

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The Presidential Town Hall Debate Gets Autotuned

Thursday, October 18 by

Who knew that Health Care reform could be so catchy?

This screengrab will do nicely.

Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch

Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions

Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.

Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It

Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.

Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title

Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off

Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.

Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.

Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut

Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.

Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

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