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Pretty soon, we won't even need the popcorn, but rather will just have these bridging the gap between the butter fountain and my mouth.

Baja Innovations Has A New Way To Butter Your Popcorn (Not A Metaphor)

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In the future, every kernel will glisten, and every finger will be greased.

A REAL American hero would ride a Harley.

Take Off Your Thinking Cap; Here’s The ‘G.I. Joe’ Super Bowl Teaser

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Just imagine: The movie is ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY times as long as this trailer.

DIBS!!!!

MILLENNIUM FALCON FOUND AT BOTTOM OF BALTIC SEA!!!

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This is the ship we’re looking for.

1936 - 2012

In Memory Of Don Cornelius: 15 Groovy ‘Soul Train’ Moments

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We fire up the Screen Junkies’ Funk-O-Tron 5000 to pay tribute to the legend.

Star Roars!

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Get Your Nuts Rocked Off By This Gorgeous ‘Eastbound & Down’ Trailer

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Kenny Powers back on top-ish.

This is how he summons evil.

7 Movie Villains Who Are Less Sinister Than Bill Belichick

Wednesday, February 1 by

Man, this guy is the worst.

If you want to see the real pic for some reason, click here.

This Week In PR Bullsh*t: The First Official ‘Skyfall’ Still

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I wrote this while on the toilet, so it wasn’t a total waste of time.

Harold and Kumar Christmas

The 7 Greatest Drug Abusing Duos Of All Time

Wednesday, February 1 by

Drugs are bad, but these movies are good.

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Martin Scorsese Livid Over Golden Collar Snub Of ‘Hugo’s’ Doberman

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Blackie is the John Cazale to Uggie’s Pacino.

Links Away: Not the Bees!

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I wouldn't put this guy in charge of watering my plants for the weekend.

Adam Sandler To Star In And Write ‘Candy Land’ Movie, Because F*ck You, That’s Why

Tuesday, January 31 by

Adam Sandler sucks. That’s it. That’s my excerpt.

Hee-Haaaaaaaw!

The Girls Who Drank Donkey Semen On ‘Fear Factor’ Are Kind Of Hot

Tuesday, January 31 by

Also, they drink donkey semen.

Simon Cowell held her nose like this for forty-five minutes. It looks like she's starting to pass out.

Smell Ya Later, ‘X Factor’!: 6 New Careers For Paula Abdul

Tuesday, January 31 by

Please get back on TV, Paula. This news makes us feel dead inside.

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Get To Know Director Bobcat Goldthwait

Tuesday, January 31 by

Familiarize yourself with the ‘God Bless America’ director’s previous works.

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