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Anderson Cooper Is Gay, Which Will Pass For News Today

Tuesday, July 3 by

I was going to make a joke about an “AC 180″ being a reacharound, but decided to grow up a little.

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Adorable Children Reenact The ‘Alien’ Chestburster Scene

Monday, July 2 by

It’s the cutest violence-against-children video you’ll see this week. I hope.

This season promises more gore and less bras.

New ‘Walking Dead’ Pics Promise More Gore, Less Bras

Monday, July 2 by

Surprisingly not pictured: Carl. Seriously, where is that kid?

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More Murder-y Hijinks In New ‘Django Unchained’ Spot

Monday, July 2 by

It’s like ‘Shanghai Noon’ minus the karate.

I don't know who the blonde is, but this is the best picture I could find of the whole gang.

Where Does The Cruise Family Go From Here?

Monday, July 2 by

We have no idea, but that won’t stop us from giving free advice.

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Caption This Pic To Win $71.99 Worth Of Goodies From ‘Seeking A Friend For The End Of The World’

Friday, June 29 by

Win cool prizes using the power of your mind.

Murdoch is completely unfazed by "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

16 Pics Of Rupert Murdoch’s Really Old Hands

Friday, June 29 by

“I would shake your hand, but I…I…I don’t want to because they look gross.”

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Chevy Chase Is A Real Crankypants

Friday, June 29 by

He told a ‘Community’ director to “f*** off.” I hardly ever get to talk that way to my boss.

It's really happening! Maybe!!

Edgar Wright Doing A Little Bit Of Work On ‘Ant-Man’

Friday, June 29 by

It’s a step in the right direction.

All we are is dust in the wind...

Three Years After Billy Mays’ Death: Where Are We As A People?

Thursday, June 28 by

Have we forgotten his teachings?

In completely unrelated, but more interesting news, James Earl Jones' transformation into Paul Newman is almost complete.

Have Insomnia? Let These Oscar Award Revisions Lull You Gently To Sleep

Thursday, June 28 by

They’re boring. So boring they’re INTERESTING? No.

I guess they're going to have to address that painful plotline with the video game developer.

‘Dexter’ Definitely Ending Not After This Season, But The Next

Thursday, June 28 by

He’s obligated to murder himself because season 6 was terrible.

My two biggest fears (giant black guys and lavender) in one horrible package.

Tyler Perry Announced He Was Preparing A Sci-Fi Film, And Then The Angels Sang

Thursday, June 28 by

It’s about a future dystopia where a black man of questionable talent controls the world’s entertainment.

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Aaron Sorkin Busted For Plagiarising Aaron Sorkin

Wednesday, June 27 by

What he said.

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Nerd Bodies Hit The Floor In ‘Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Part One’

Wednesday, June 27 by

Hot chicks, blood, and violence. Just in time for Comic-Con.

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