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This is the collective expression America made at the suspension of prisoners' civil liberties.

Guantanamo Bay Detainees Are Enjoying ‘Fresh Prince’ In Jail, And Who Can Blame Them?

Friday, August 10 by

The judge decided to suspend habeas corpus and yelled, “Yo homes, smell ya later!”

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First Look At Russell Crowe In Aronofsky’s ‘Noah’: Is He Bible-y Enough?

Friday, August 10 by

Radical departure from the groundwork set by ‘Evan Almighty’.

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Van Damme Owes A Lot To His Big Legs And Karate

Friday, August 10 by

He really makes it look easy.

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

Not this 'Hobbit', but you get the idea.

Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation

Wednesday, August 8 by

It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.

Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars

Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

Stark Industries Powers into a New Corporate Strategy White Pape

Joss Whedon Wearing ‘The Avengers 2′ Daddy Pants

Wednesday, August 8 by

Put on the suit!

Hurry up, please, gang.

‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes

Tuesday, August 7 by

Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”

If I wanted to see a bunch of weed on an island, I'd start back up dealing drugs at Hilton Head, thanks very much.

Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series

Tuesday, August 7 by

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

All of these people overpaid for a bad movie and their dumb little glasses.

Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low

Tuesday, August 7 by

“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”

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