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Funny, this doesn't look like a guy who used to smoke a shitload of crack.

Aaron Sorkin Fires All The ‘Newsroom’ Writers, As Though They Were Responsible

Friday, July 20 by

He’s projecting, guys.

Jesus.

Gunman At ‘Dark Knight Rises Screening Opens Fire, Leaving 12 Dead, 50 Wounded

Friday, July 20 by

Not the ‘Dark Knight’ premiere story anyone wants to be reporting or reading.

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Jughead Jones Rapping Makes My Ovaries Hurty

Thursday, July 19 by

Lock up your daughters. Seriously.

Arya will have her revenge.

Your 2012 Emmy Nominees Are… Exactly Who You’d Expect

Thursday, July 19 by

Just put it with the others.

Wondering the same thing myself.

Celebrities, They’re Just Like Us! Fred Willard Arrested For Public Masturbation

Thursday, July 19 by

I’d expect this from Jim’s Dad, but not you Fred Willard.

Dude, just get a Hummer limo.

Bruce Wayne and 5 Other Joyless Rich Jerks In Movies

Wednesday, July 18 by

Smile, guys. You’re loaded.

"Hey Jeremy! Make an incredulous Jason Bateman face....Perfect. We're done here."

Jeremy Renner To Dole Out ‘Bullshit’ With David O. Russell

Wednesday, July 18 by

Pardon the rough language, gang.

It's like when I posted a glowing review of 'Jeff Who Lives At Home' in the prison newspaper and had to be placed in ad-seg.

Rotten Tomatoes Suspends ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Reviews After Critics Are Threatened With Death

Wednesday, July 18 by

You better protect these people, Rotten Tomatoes. Because I will hunt them down and kill them.

Have you seen me?

‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′

Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

Just don't mess with him.

8 Characters Who Were Dumb Enough To Mess With Samuel L. Jackson

Tuesday, July 17 by

In honor of Meeting Evil

Only 3 minutes long, 'Diamond Jim' is still better than 'The Tourist'

Johnny Depp To Play Dress Up With Wes Anderson

Tuesday, July 17 by

In a movie about a thing that happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘The Dark Knight’

Tuesday, July 17 by

Because you demanded it.

At least people are still handsome in a dystopian future.

Don’t Let This Trailer For ‘Branded’ Keep You From Supporting Our Advertisers

Monday, July 16 by

It’s not a Russell Brand variety show. Thank God.

He looks like an evil rooster

The 7 Worst Space Criminals

Monday, July 16 by

They’re no match for Guy Pearce

It's the four days every year where the worlds of comic books and hot girls collide.

Here’s What Went Down At Comic-Con 2012: A Wrap-Up

Monday, July 16 by

You can sort through hundreds of articles, or you can read this piece in about four minutes to figure out what happened this year.

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