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Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million

Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.

Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film

Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.

Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’

Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.

Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason

Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.

‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!

Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Renewed For A Fourth Season

Tuesday, April 2 by

Can’t we just renew the entire series while we’re at it.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Jurassic Park 3D’

Tuesday, April 2 by

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

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Michael Cera Dies Horribly In Red Band ‘This Is The End’ Trailer

Tuesday, April 2 by

That’s for ‘Paper Heart’!

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The Coen Brothers Love To Make Fat Men Howl: The Supercut

Monday, April 1 by

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

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‘You’re Next’ Favorite Horror Movie Finally Has A Trailer

Monday, April 1 by

At long last, the festival hit is headed to theaters.

The hand is a nice touch.

Why You Need To See The New ‘Evil Dead’

Monday, April 1 by

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

G.I. JOE: RETALIATION

‘G.I. Joe 3′ To Chronicle The Other Half Of The Battle

Monday, April 1 by

Go Joe! Again!!

Don't screw up your lines-?

A Long Day’s Porn Shoot: We Visit The Set Of ‘Homecoming’

Monday, April 1 by

“These baby wipes are dry…”

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Balki Acted Like A Dick On Local Morning News

Friday, March 29 by

Bronson Pinchot does not respect Mother Nature.

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‘2 Guns’ Trailer: Mark Wahlberg & Denzel Washington Finally Get Around To Doing A Movie Together

Friday, March 29 by

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

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