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‘Anchorman’ Took In $8 Million Last Night, Will Do Just Fine At The Box Office

Thursday, December 19 by

Go f*ck yourself, America.

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Paul Rudd Enters Talks With Humans For ‘Ant-Man’

Thursday, December 19 by

‘Avengers 3′ is going to be the most sarcastic film ever.

The beard guy was on vacation, so they had to improvise.

Listen To This ‘Hobbit’ Rap, Or Else

Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re like white Bushwick Bills.

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Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore Team Up For More Bullsh-t With ‘Blended’

Wednesday, December 18 by

The title ‘Turds’ must have already been taken.

Just one last mission...

‘3 Days To Kill’ Looks Like ‘Ronin’ With A Little Costner Sprinkled In

Wednesday, December 18 by

Kevin Costner…badass.

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Holiday Binge-Watch: Netflix Rolls Out Trailer For ‘Fireplace For Your Home’

Wednesday, December 18 by

Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.

AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket

Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.

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Mankind Is Sick Of All These Warrior Monkeys In ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer

Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re not just throwing their own poop anymore.

This lawsuit is at least twice as big as the size demonstrated here.

Frank Darabont Is Suing AMC, Big Time

Tuesday, December 17 by

In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.

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Gandalf Drops By A ‘Desolation Of Smaug’ Screening

Tuesday, December 17 by

Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.

Careful, John! Broken glass can lead to cuts and scrapes!

Honest Action – ‘Die Hard’

Tuesday, December 17 by

From the Department of Bubble-Bursting

Get back to the editorial offices of the New Yorker, you fop!

Paul Feig, Not One To Upset Apple Carts, Is Making Another Female Comedy

Tuesday, December 17 by

But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.

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Shia LaBeouf Agologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes With Plagiarized Apology

Tuesday, December 17 by

He really knows how to teach critics.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Direct, Star, Dress Up Like The Cure For ‘Sandman’

Tuesday, December 17 by

Off to Never Never Land.

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Christopher Lee Rocking Out Once Again With ‘A Heavy Metal Christmas Too’

Monday, December 16 by

The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.

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