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Would the owner of the Pontiac Vibe please move their car from Mr. West's reserved parking spot?

Kanye West To Possibly Bring His Brand Of Crazy To ‘American Idol’

Tuesday, August 21 by

I guess reanimating Michael Jackson’s corpse a la ‘Weekend at Bernie’s’ wasn’t so viable after all.

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Warner Bros. Tells Ron Howard’s ‘Dark Tower’ To Eat A D*ck

Tuesday, August 21 by

No sale, Opie.

This type of flaming bullshit doesn't fly in Kiev.

Ukraine Sick Of Spongebob Squarepants Being So Gay, Seeks To Ban Him

Tuesday, August 21 by

These pineapples under the sea are quickly turning into Fire Island

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‘Walking Dead’ To Campaign Against Dish Network At Political Conventions

Tuesday, August 21 by

Cute. In a flesh-rotting, repulsive way.

John Goodman in what I can only presume is some sort of movie role.

John Goodman Might Join ‘The Hangover III’ *Crickets, Wolf Howl, Tumbleweed Rolling By*

Monday, August 20 by

Oh, man. This is gonna be so…mediocre.

Talk to the hand.

7 Demonic Possessions That Will Ruin Your Day

Monday, August 20 by

Demons are the herpes of the spirit world.

R.I.P.

I Know You’re Bummed About Tony Scott, But Phyllis Diller Died, Too

Monday, August 20 by

R.I.P.

"Robert Langdon Tom Hanks" is one of my top 12 favorite Tom Hanks looks.

Tom Hanks Thinks The Kennedy Assassination Is The New World War II

Monday, August 20 by

“…back and to the left. Back…and to the left.”

Official auditon photo.

Shia LaBeouf To Have Real Sex With An Actual Girl In Von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’

Friday, August 17 by

Classic Von Trier.

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…And Now ‘Hunger Games’ Gets Its Honest Trailer

Friday, August 17 by

This ‘Hunger Games’ trailer will leave you “thirsty” for more. Puns!!!

SIMILAR NAME ALERT!

Police Looking To Arrest Walter White For Cooking Lots Of Meth

Friday, August 17 by

Yes, we know the difference between fiction and reality.

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‘The Last Stand’ Trailer Brings Arnold Schwarzenegger Back Where He Belongs — Shooting People

Friday, August 17 by

He did say that he’d be back.

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The Bodies Pile Up In ‘Dexter’ Season 7 Trailer

Thursday, August 16 by

Featuring the Deftones.

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Drunk With Power, Joss Whedon Calls For A Boycott Of Mike Birbiglia’s ‘Sleepwalk With Me’

Thursday, August 16 by

That didn’t take long.

Smile, John Slattery. You're awesome.

John Slattery To Appear On ‘Arrested Development’ In Awesome Display Of Synergy

Thursday, August 16 by

He probably seduced Lucille Bluth back in the 60′s.

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