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Van Damme Owes A Lot To His Big Legs And Karate

Friday, August 10 by

He really makes it look easy.

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Mulder And Scully Are Boinking Now

Thursday, August 9 by

In all fairness, they could be under mind control.

Someone just dumped a tall glass of handsome on this man. Get a towel.

Ben Affleck Is Offered ‘Justice League’ DC’s Slower, Smellier Brother To Marvel’s ‘The Avengers’

Thursday, August 9 by

Does this create a conflict of interest that will keep him from reprising Daredevil? We hope so.

Possessed by Loki? Seriously??

Jeremy Renner Thought Hawkeye Kinda Sucked Too

Thursday, August 9 by

Don’t shoot the messenger.

That's our ALF!!!! *collapses into ball, cries*

THE ALF CGI FILM IS A GO! NO TIME TO TALK! JUST READ!

Thursday, August 9 by

Remember ALF? He’s back! In crappy TV adaptation form!

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‘Star Trek: TNG’ Cast Sings ‘Call Me, Maybe’ Because Reasons

Wednesday, August 8 by

Sing it, Data!

SPANK BANK.

Kelsey Grammer, Cop Show, ‘Freakonomics’ – It’s Not Mad Libs, It’s An NBC Show

Wednesday, August 8 by

Mustn’t See TV.

Not this 'Hobbit', but you get the idea.

Very Few People Will Actually Get To See ‘The Hobbit’s Revolutionary 3D Presentation

Wednesday, August 8 by

It’s too bad, because I was already starting eye exercises to prepare for the adjustment.

Let's hope he doesn't own that tux outright.

Jimmy Fallon Will Not Giggle His Way Through The Oscars

Wednesday, August 8 by

ABC is standing by their own Jimmy.

Stark Industries Powers into a New Corporate Strategy White Pape

Joss Whedon Wearing ‘The Avengers 2′ Daddy Pants

Wednesday, August 8 by

Put on the suit!

Hurry up, please, gang.

‘Arrested Development’ Has Started Filming New Episodes

Tuesday, August 7 by

Here’s where I would put an apt quote, but instead I’m gonna use Zuckercorn’s “Those? Those are balls!”

If I wanted to see a bunch of weed on an island, I'd start back up dealing drugs at Hilton Head, thanks very much.

Today In Timely News: Fox To Turn ‘The Beach’ Into A Series

Tuesday, August 7 by

How weird would it be if Leo DiCaprio reprised his role?

All of these people overpaid for a bad movie and their dumb little glasses.

Movie Tickets More Expensive Than Ever, While Movie Quality Hits All-Time Low

Tuesday, August 7 by

“Four for ‘Hotel for Dogs 2: Concierge’s Revenge’, please.”

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The Lost Roles Of Rob Corddry

Tuesday, August 7 by

A celebration of the comedic actor’s lesser-known roles.

What did the Five Fingers of Death say to the face?

7 Martial Arts Movies You Need To See

Tuesday, August 7 by

In honor of The Raid: Redemption

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