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The Masterworks Of David Hasselhoff

Friday, June 1 by

There’s nothing he hasn’t done because there’s literally nothing he won’t do.

Haunting.

Someone Finally Made A ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Tribute Featuring Lots Of Sausages

Thursday, May 31 by

Going from Tom Hardy to a sausage is pretty much a lateral move anyway.

Yes, yes, Adam. We see you. Please just...put your hand down.

Will Ferrell’s ‘Three Mississippi’ Loses A Wahlberg, Gains A Sandler

Thursday, May 31 by

OH GOOD, ADAM SANDLER!

'Grudge Match' is basically this, but 15 years later and sans shirts.

DeNiro And Stallone To Mumble At Each Other In ‘Grudge Match’

Thursday, May 31 by

The target market for this film is…coma patients and people that have died in front of the television.

In the video you can see Hoda readying the cyanide tablet out of the hollow tooth the producers implanted.

Kathie Lee Asks Martin Short How His Dead Wife Is Doing

Wednesday, May 30 by

“Good, not great,” is how I would have responded.

No one said mentors had to shower regularly or not be junkies.

Get Your Life In Order With These 6 Movie Mentors

Wednesday, May 30 by

If they were around, maybe I wouldn’t be such a terrible person.

Simpler times, I guess. Also: Shit, Sawyer's handsome!

Dominic Monaghan Doesn’t Hang Out With Matthew Fox Because Of His Alleged Woman-Beating

Wednesday, May 30 by

In case that headline isn’t clear, Matthew Fox (allegedly) beats the women, while Dominic finds the act unsavory.

If there was a category for "Worst Theme Song," I think they wouldn't even need to mail it. They'd just be given the award.

‘Family Guy’ Emmy Mailer Requests The Help Of ‘Brentwood Jews’

Wednesday, May 30 by

Click the link to see the image. It’s worth it. We wouldn’t lie to you. Not about this, anyway.

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Brace Yourselves For ‘Tetris: The Movie’

Tuesday, May 29 by

Well, everyone knows Battleship died at the box office. What this trailer presupposes is… maybe it didn’t.

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Quentin Tarantino Cowboys Up In ‘Django Unchained’ Stills

Tuesday, May 29 by

Tarantino only did this movie for the chance to dress like Robert Rodriguez.

ALF was the Sacha Baron Cohen of the late 1980's.

‘ALF’ Movie Being Pitched, A Nation Inches Towards The Edge Of Its Seat

Tuesday, May 29 by

Lock up your cats!!! (Read the article to see why that’s funny.)

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Curt Connors Masturbates At Work In New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Trailer

Tuesday, May 29 by

All those hours alone in the lab…

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

Walter White’s 7 Most Underhanded Moments

Tuesday, May 29 by

Heavy is the head that wears the porkpie.

Hugh Jackman: If you wanna bang heads with him, he can show you what it's like.

Glenn Danzig Was Asked To Play Wolverine. Also: Awesome.

Friday, May 25 by

If you click this link, there’s an embedded video for Danzig’s “Mother.” I swear to God.

No, not this billionaire.

This Billionaire Wants To Produce A Sequel To ‘In The Army Now’ For Some Reason

Friday, May 25 by

Andy Dick not only possesses box-office draw, but also the hearts and minds of America.

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