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Let’s Laugh At The 7 Biggest Movie Flops Of 2011

Monday, December 19 by

Insert fart sound here… just because.

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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer

Monday, December 19 by

Check it out. But also go see ‘Misson: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’.

Just imagine how much better the film will be with Trent Reznor's score and Rooney Mara's tits!

Can ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Live Up To These 6 Book-To-Film Adaptations?

Monday, December 19 by

The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.

Still no idea what this is all about...

Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions

Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels

Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’

Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

Links Away: Will Ferrell Loves Milwaukee

Friday, December 16 by


Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Commercials – Watch MoreFunny Videos
 

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I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.

I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’

Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

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9 Fox Studios Disasters More “Heartbreaking” Than The Leaked ‘Prometheus’ Trailer

Friday, December 16 by

Mr Popper’s Penguins, anyone?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.

Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman

Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

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‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Actress Rooney Mara

Friday, December 16 by

You can’t see the tattoo in this picture, but it’s there.

He was on TV from time to time, so it's OK for us to write about him.

5 Scathing Obituaries Written By Christopher Hitchens

Friday, December 16 by

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.

Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting

Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas

Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

Happy Birthday, dead guy!

It’s Only A Ride: Happy Birthday, Bill Hicks

Friday, December 16 by

He would have been 50… and probably would have made a Doritos ad by now.

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