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RAW COMMENTARY: ‘Muppet Christmas Carol’

Wednesday, December 19 by

He sure has a lot of opinions…

Who does he hand these out to?

Coyotes Beware, Roadrunners Rejoice, Here’s Every Crappy Acme Gadget

Wednesday, December 19 by

Sell your Acme stock now as a write-off for this year’s taxes.

Hello yourself, Schwartzman.

Pawnee, Indiana Gets Another Celebrity Visitor In Jason Schwartzman

Wednesday, December 19 by

Move the f*ck over, Rik Smits.

Rough couple of weeks for Bieber.

Idiot Arrested In Bieber And Kutcher ‘Swatting’ Cases, Also, Learn What ‘Swatting’ Is

Tuesday, December 18 by

*Cue movie about swatting featuring lots of characters with nose rings and dreadlocks*

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It’s A Very ‘Walking Dead’ Christmas

Tuesday, December 18 by

We’re all infected… with holiday spirit.

It doesn't LOOK funny.

HBO Picks Up A Very Somber Show In ‘Laughs Unlimited’

Tuesday, December 18 by

Hold for applause.

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Jamie Foxx’s Electro Costume Won’t Be Covered In Lightning Bolts. How Black Is It?

Tuesday, December 18 by

Smart money says he’ll be dressed like Hancock.

Why hello there!

‘Identity Thief’ Trailer Has Jason Bateman Crusading To Get His Life Back

Tuesday, December 18 by

I JUST WANT MY LIFE BACK!

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Hacker Who Leaked SCARLETT JOHANSSON NUDE PICS Gets Life In Prison Or Something

Tuesday, December 18 by

“So, what are you in for?” “Being awesome.”

"Two Irish Car Bombs, please."

Ireland, Because They LOVE Bars, Is Getting A ‘Cheers’ Remake

Tuesday, December 18 by

Woody’s equivalent gets in a ton of fights, I bet.

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The ‘Smurfs 2′ Trailer In 2 Words? Sassy Smurfs.

Monday, December 17 by

Who’d you blue to get that role?

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When You Think About It, Louis C.K. Really Is A Grown Up Charlie Brown

Monday, December 17 by

A sad reminder that Snoopy will be the first of the Peanuts gang to die.

Thank goodness he wasn't this creepy in real life.

Ricky Gervais In Talks To Star In ‘Muppets’ Sequel

Monday, December 17 by

Finally, an entertainment news story that makes sense. Funnyman Ricky Gervais is in talks to play the (human) lead character in the next installment of the Muppets movie, taking over…

Has a nose ever been so honkable?

VIN DIESEL IS GOING TO BE KOJAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, December 17 by

He’s really bald, making him the best man for the job.

For realsies, don't buy any from this guy.

Let’s All Have Mixed Feelings About The New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Beers

Monday, December 17 by

I’ll stick with Pearl Light, thanks.

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