4 Historical Figures In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Tuesday, December 20 by Jason Cuthbert

   Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping…

The 4 Weirdest Actors To Ever Play Santa Claus
Monday, December 12 by Frost

Billy Bob Thornton, “Bad Santa” With the surliness of an ex-addict and the hygiene of a junkyard dog, Billy Bob Thornton’s Santa performance takes the embittered mall Santa stereotypes to…

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R.I.P. Jack LaLanne
Monday, January 24 by

The seemingly-indestructible fitness legend has passed away.

How to Hog Tie a Terrorist
Tuesday, September 1 by

Ever wonder nowadays whether the next commercial jet you fly on is going to get hijacked? If you have anxiety issues like me, this is the part where you turn your head, look out the window and gruffly whisper, "Every damn day…" Well, there's a show for people like us, or people who like being prepared.  It's called "Surviving Disaster," and Season 2 premieres tonight on Spike @ 10pm ET/PT. Check out the clip below, where Navy SEAL/badass host Cade Courtley teaches us how to hog tie an airplane hijacker.  How to hog tie a terrorist. – Watch more Funny Videos Who is this Courtley guy? He's like your own personal cheerleader for urban survival. He's like Bear Grylls, but useful. Face it; you're never going to get lost on a mountain. You're more likely to die from choking on a glazed donut. Or a bank heist gone awry.  And guess what? Courtley covers bank heists this season.  And earthquakes, and home invasions, fire, mall shootings, hurricanes and effin' nuclear attacks.  And nuclear attacks are just like the world's giant glazed donuts. Silent. Deadly. And served by a Korean.   

The 6 Most Grotesque Zombie Deaths
Saturday, May 11 by Frost

The undead genre would’ve lasted four months if they were able to spread their disease by hugging. Luckily for the wallets of many, zombies tend to be worse biters than…

6 Movie Plots You’ve Seen Over And Over Again
Sunday, July 8 by Gregory Wakeman

Zombieland," "Dawn of the Dead," and TV's "The Walking Dead."

5 Best Christmas Action Movies
Monday, February 28 by Alan Rankin

There are all kinds of holiday films, as the 5 best Christmas action movies demonstrate. Some folks like warm sentimentality, others enjoy family fun, and a few prefer a desperate…

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In Honor Of Dick Cheney: 9 Videos Of Hollywood’s Best Heads Exploding
Thursday, August 25 by

The former vice president’s memoir is going to make Washington reenact ‘Scanners’.

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Attend A Free Advance Screening Of ‘That’s My Boy’
Tuesday, June 5 by

Nothing’s cheaper than free…

Funny PG Movies For Guys
Saturday, July 30 by Jackie Barlow

Funny PG movies for guys show how much fellows really enjoy comedy!  There is nothing like a good belly laugh to take away stress and the worries of every-day life…

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Thomas Lennon And Rob Riggle To Exist As Yin And Yang In ‘The Boondoggle’
Wednesday, June 22 by

Riggle and Lennon. One will charm the hell out of you while the other screams at you mercilessly.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

Michael Bay Wants to Terrorize Washington D.C.
Tuesday, June 8 by

Democracy in action. Michael Bay has gotten it in his head to blow a whole bunch of crap up in our nation's capitol for his little movie film Transformers 3. Washington D.C. loves that Bay is bringing money to the city by shooting on location there, but it's not such a big fan of his plans to stage a "car race" along the National Mall's gravel paths and flood it with artificial light in order to shoot at night, and using simulated explosions and pyrotechnics at locations along Pennsylvania and Independence avenues. When President Obama heard the news he said, and I quote, "F*ck that sh*t. I need to sleep." Bay, however, doesn't subscribe to "laws" or "cease and desist" orders. He plans on shooting in D.C. until the National Guard drags him out bicycle-kicking and screaming. A studio spokesperson told The Washington Post, "We've gone from two weeks to 10 days to three days to seven days." They're working closely with Bay to further his understanding of time and the long hand on a watch. So far they've gotten to boom o'clock. (FilmSchoolRejects)

8 Ways to Improve Movie Theater Food
Wednesday, July 23 by

In a recent column on Cinematical, which is a pretty awesome movie blog, there was a column begging movie-goers to buy the sub-par grub that pays their bills . I’m all for movie theaters not going out of business, but if they want to get between me and my pay, they’re going to have to put in a little effort first.

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66 Mind-Sharting ‘Tim And Eric’ Animated GIFs
Thursday, March 1 by

Warning: Watch too long and your mind may shart.

7 Horrific Visions of A Nuclear Apocalypse In Movies
Saturday, January 19 by Lee Keeler

In the lens of Hollywood, the world of tomorrow can be portrayed in variations that are as terrifying as they are accidentally comedic. Be it a Costner that flops or…

Silent Bob Strikes Back: 5 Kevin Smith Movies
Monday, November 21 by Christopher Chavez

Along with introducing the world to Jay and Silent Bob, Kevin Smith’s comedy debut “Clerks” documents a day in the life of two friends, Dante Hicks and Randal Graves, who…

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Is About Cats And Dogs
Wednesday, February 23 by

I’m experiencing serious zombie-fatigue, and the fact that Air Bud’s buddies are getting into the genre with the CG animated ‘Zombie Pet Shop’ is not helping.

10 Best French Directors
Wednesday, April 6 by Shawn Lealos

The 10 best French directors created movies in a country that has long appreciated putting out something different. The country invented the New Wave style but also allowed filmmakers to…

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7 Possible Plotlines For Ryan Murphy’s New FX Pilot
Thursday, February 17 by

FX has refused to even release the show’s plot. As such, they have left us no choice but to come up with our own predictions about the show’s content. Here are nine possible plotlines.

10 Best DVD Releases May 2009
Tuesday, November 23 by Natalie Kuchik

The 10 best DVD releases of May 2009 is comprised of nine movies, and one HBO vampire drama. Horror, drama, and thrillers monopolize the genres of the  best DVD releases of May 2009….

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11 Robot Fights We’d Pay To See
Thursday, October 6 by

Robocop vs. T-1000. Who ya got?

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Links Away Photobomb Fridays: ‘Apocalypse Now’
Friday, January 14 by

Forget Charlie, it’s the sharks you should be worried about.

10 Most Famous Movie Locations
Tuesday, January 25 by Sheldon Reid

On this list of 10 most famous movie locations, you may discover that your hometown is near a historical filming site. After all, even if your favorite movie is set…

10 Best Horror Asian Movies
Friday, February 11 by Mandah

The 10 best horror Asian movies will get your blood flowing and keep your lights on at night. What could be a simple sound, an animal or a regular shadow…

4 Ghetto Fabulous Movies Like Friday
Sunday, November 13 by C.T. Wright
5 Disney Channel Movies That Are Surprisingly Good
Wednesday, May 9 by Sasha Moody

Before Disney started churning out only big money-making franchises like "Hannah Montana" and "High School Musical", they actually used to make good family films. Now the theme is usually along…

How I Met Your Mother Episodes
Tuesday, July 26 by Mandah

The “How I Met Your Mother” episodes have been fan favorites. Aside from the epic tales that countdown to the day Ted met his wife, there are memorable moments in…

6 Gothic Movies You Should Watch While Wearing All Black
Thursday, March 29 by Joseph Gibson

Welcome to Gothic Cinema Theater, where the house lights never come up and the trailers cut themselves. Tonight, we're watching six of our favorite gothic movies all in a row….

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7 Time Travel Movies That Will Blow Your Mind
Wednesday, September 19 by

A moment of your time, please.