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The 10 Most Badass Survival Films Ever
Monday, July 7 by

By the ScreenJunkies Staff Survival movies are inherently badass. When you’re faced with zombies, angry mobs, and the cruel forces of nature, you can either lie down and accept your…

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‘Paul Blart’ Farts, Does Martial Arts For ‘Click’ Director
Monday, January 10 by

Sony announced that Kevin James, who stars in Oscar bait like Paul Blart: Mall Cop, will re-team with Frank Coraci, his director from 2011’s The Zookeeper, for an MMA movie.

Mother of God, I'll never get used to that beard-less visage.
Kevin Smith Is Going To Do ‘Clerks 2′, Even Though He Admits ‘Nobody’s Clamoring’ For It
Monday, March 16 by

Has anyone ever actually “clamored” for a Kevin Smith film?

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Great Job! Audience Walks Out Of ‘Tim and Eric’ Sundance Screening
Thursday, January 26 by

The marketing people at Cinco are going to have a heart attack.

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Save The Clock Tower! And These Other Movie Landmarks
Thursday, December 1 by

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

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‘John Carter’ Director Andrew Stanton To Earn Back Losses With ‘Finding Nemo 2′
Tuesday, July 17 by

That fish has a terrible sense of direction.

10 Best Family Comedy Movies
Monday, December 6 by Lisa Gove

There is nothing like some good clean family comedy to watch with the kids, and these 10 best family comedy movies will deliver. They will make you laugh without cringing…

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‘Blinky’ Teaser Trailer: I Want One!
Friday, November 12 by

The robot uprising is here and it looks awesome. The teaser trailer for Blinky™ (formerly known as Bad Robot) is alternately super-cute and super-creepy.

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Here’s One More Picture Of Some Dwarves From ‘The Hobbit’
Tuesday, July 12 by

If you have an irrational fear of little people, this probably isn’t for you.

The 6 Worst Movies of 2009 That Still Made Money
Saturday, January 7 by John Coon

There is no accounting for taste with some movies. Every year, several films that hit theaters are loaded with bad acting, plot holes and hackneyed dialogue. The funny thing is…

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Adult Swim Writes Bob Odenkirk More Tiny Checks
Friday, April 8 by

The Adult Swimmers are wisely asking Odenkirk to create a new television show that makes fun of the shitty production values of locally-produced videos. *Inset VCR Tracking Effects*

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See First Pic Of De Niro Playing A Cool Guy In ‘Red Lights’
Friday, April 1 by

Robert De Niro wears his sunglasses at night.

‘Glee’ Actress Jayma Mays
Monday, September 14 by

Jayma Mays stars as the germaphobic teacher Emma Pillsbury in the new musical/comedy show Glee, but her red locks aren't a stranger to primetime television.  Jayma's appeard in House, Heroes, Pushing Daisies, Entourage, and my personal favorite, Six Feet Under, among many others.  She's also brought her fiery good looks to the big screen in Red Eye, and, let's forget to mention, Paul Blart: Mall Cop.  There, we forgot to mention it.  Go back and look for her in all the things we didn't forget to mention.  She won't be hard to spot.      A word from Jayma: "Oh sh*t! A talking beaver!"Man, there are so many ways we could go with a joke pertaining to the aforementioned quote.  And surprisingly enough, most of them are too dirty for this site.  We just hope you don't take it out of context, like we've done here, because the last thing we want is to spread the rumor that Jayma has verbal private parts.  Oooooooh now we've gone and done it!Check out some pics of Jayma after the jump with zero talking beavers in them!

6 Movies About Shopping That Capitalists Will Love
Saturday, November 24 by Gregory Wakeman

  If the world was a better place, we would just be able to buy anything that we wanted when we wanted. But unfortunately it doesn’t work like that, and…

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R.I.P. Jack LaLanne
Monday, January 24 by

The seemingly-indestructible fitness legend has passed away.

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The 6 Weirdest Christmas Movies I Watched Last Weekend
Tuesday, December 27 by

They’re not naughty or nice. Just friggin’ bizarre.

4 Historical Figures In Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
Tuesday, December 20 by Jason Cuthbert

   Bill S. Preston, Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan are two movie teens that unfortunately cannot even combine enough brain cells together to pass their oral history report. But kidnapping…

The 4 Weirdest Actors To Ever Play Santa Claus
Monday, December 12 by Frost

Billy Bob Thornton, “Bad Santa” With the surliness of an ex-addict and the hygiene of a junkyard dog, Billy Bob Thornton’s Santa performance takes the embittered mall Santa stereotypes to…

How to Hog Tie a Terrorist
Tuesday, September 1 by

Ever wonder nowadays whether the next commercial jet you fly on is going to get hijacked? If you have anxiety issues like me, this is the part where you turn your head, look out the window and gruffly whisper, "Every damn day…" Well, there's a show for people like us, or people who like being prepared.  It's called "Surviving Disaster," and Season 2 premieres tonight on Spike @ 10pm ET/PT. Check out the clip below, where Navy SEAL/badass host Cade Courtley teaches us how to hog tie an airplane hijacker.  How to hog tie a terrorist. – Watch more Funny Videos Who is this Courtley guy? He's like your own personal cheerleader for urban survival. He's like Bear Grylls, but useful. Face it; you're never going to get lost on a mountain. You're more likely to die from choking on a glazed donut. Or a bank heist gone awry.  And guess what? Courtley covers bank heists this season.  And earthquakes, and home invasions, fire, mall shootings, hurricanes and effin' nuclear attacks.  And nuclear attacks are just like the world's giant glazed donuts. Silent. Deadly. And served by a Korean.   

5 Best Christmas Action Movies
Monday, February 28 by Alan Rankin

There are all kinds of holiday films, as the 5 best Christmas action movies demonstrate. Some folks like warm sentimentality, others enjoy family fun, and a few prefer a desperate…

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In Honor Of Dick Cheney: 9 Videos Of Hollywood’s Best Heads Exploding
Thursday, August 25 by

The former vice president’s memoir is going to make Washington reenact ‘Scanners’.

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Why Aren’t You Animals Watching ‘Lights Out’?
Thursday, February 24 by

How can a critically acclaimed show expect to grow an audience when 4 million viewers are busy watching some teenage skanks “raise” their bastard children on MTV’s “Teen Mom 2”? Jesus Christ, if I wanted to watch some fat high-school sophomore push her stupid kid around, I’d go hang out at the mall.

Funny PG Movies For Guys
Saturday, July 30 by Jackie Barlow

Funny PG movies for guys show how much fellows really enjoy comedy!  There is nothing like a good belly laugh to take away stress and the worries of every-day life…

6 Movie Plots You’ve Seen Over And Over Again
Sunday, July 8 by Gregory Wakeman

Zombieland," "Dawn of the Dead," and TV's "The Walking Dead."

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Thomas Lennon And Rob Riggle To Exist As Yin And Yang In ‘The Boondoggle’
Wednesday, June 22 by

Riggle and Lennon. One will charm the hell out of you while the other screams at you mercilessly.

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Attend A Free Advance Screening Of ‘That’s My Boy’
Tuesday, June 5 by

Nothing’s cheaper than free…

Michael Bay Wants to Terrorize Washington D.C.
Tuesday, June 8 by

Democracy in action. Michael Bay has gotten it in his head to blow a whole bunch of crap up in our nation's capitol for his little movie film Transformers 3. Washington D.C. loves that Bay is bringing money to the city by shooting on location there, but it's not such a big fan of his plans to stage a "car race" along the National Mall's gravel paths and flood it with artificial light in order to shoot at night, and using simulated explosions and pyrotechnics at locations along Pennsylvania and Independence avenues. When President Obama heard the news he said, and I quote, "F*ck that sh*t. I need to sleep." Bay, however, doesn't subscribe to "laws" or "cease and desist" orders. He plans on shooting in D.C. until the National Guard drags him out bicycle-kicking and screaming. A studio spokesperson told The Washington Post, "We've gone from two weeks to 10 days to three days to seven days." They're working closely with Bay to further his understanding of time and the long hand on a watch. So far they've gotten to boom o'clock. (FilmSchoolRejects)

The 6 Most Grotesque Zombie Deaths
Saturday, May 11 by Frost

The undead genre would’ve lasted four months if they were able to spread their disease by hugging. Luckily for the wallets of many, zombies tend to be worse biters than…

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Yeah, But THIS Zombie Movie Is About Cats And Dogs
Wednesday, February 23 by

I’m experiencing serious zombie-fatigue, and the fact that Air Bud’s buddies are getting into the genre with the CG animated ‘Zombie Pet Shop’ is not helping.

10 Best French Directors
Wednesday, April 6 by Shawn Lealos

The 10 best French directors created movies in a country that has long appreciated putting out something different. The country invented the New Wave style but also allowed filmmakers to…

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