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Here’s An ‘Arrested Development’ Documentary Trailer That You Should Watch

Thursday, October 18 by

Thus fulfilling our weekly quota of ‘AD’ articles a day earlier. Nice!

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Michael Bay Is Sick Of Actors Having Opinions

Thursday, October 18 by

Even when he’s trying to be a good guy, he delves into dickdom.

Honestly, this peacock just keeps shitting everywhere. Much more trouble than it's worth.

Today In “Oh, NBC!”: ‘Animal Practice’ Gets Cancelled Because It’s Shitty And No One Watches It

Thursday, October 18 by

The animals used on the show will be crushed into cubes and used as insulating material in low-income housing.

All joking aside, he looks like he's the type of guy who would have sleep apnea in a big way.

Tyler Perry Will Be Returning In An Alex Cross Sequel With A Comically Lazy Title

Thursday, October 18 by

Is it called ‘Double Cross’? Yes. Yes, it f*cking is.

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Joaquin Phoenix Returns To Pissing People Off

Thursday, October 18 by

Take your Oscar noms and stuff it.

He's awfully cocksure for someone occupying a supply closet.

Heathcliff Is Getting A CGI Film. No, Not Garfield. Heathcliff.

Wednesday, October 17 by

Because this is the type of news you need to know two years out from the film’s release.

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Claire Danes Crying: The Supercut

Wednesday, October 17 by

Great. Now we’ll never get her to sleep.

He's disheveled from banging all of our moms.

Nick Swanson To Strip For Charity

Wednesday, October 17 by

You’re gay if you DON’T want to see this. That’s just what I feel.

Marvel Studios "Iron Man 3" Panel - Comic-Con International 2012

You Don’t Get To 500 Million Friends Without Super-Powered Armor

Wednesday, October 17 by

‘Iron Man 3′ trailer on the way but you’ve gotta prove you want it.

This is how I looked when I caught wind of this story. Only I had more cocaine on my face.

The ‘Scarface’ Remake Is Now In The Hands Of The ‘Donnie Brasco’ Writer

Wednesday, October 17 by

In this version, instead of yelling his famous catchphrase, he posts it on Twitter with the hashtag #littlefriend.

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Tom Cruise Must Really Want To Go To Comic-Con

Wednesday, October 17 by

How else would you describe his current sci-fi boner?

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“Honey Boo Boo” Reads Christopher Walken Quotes

Wednesday, October 17 by

We reverse engineered last week’s show. The results are horrifying.

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Harvey Keitel Performs “Call Me Maybe”

Tuesday, October 16 by

Carly Rae Jepsen traded up from that Owl City guy.

Goddamn, Jay-Z is a cool guy.

Beyoncé To Headline Super Bowl Halftime Show, Teach Me How To Type Accent Marks

Tuesday, October 16 by

In other Destiny’s Child news, Kelly Rowland has confirmed she’ll be attending a buffet tonight for dinner.

With news of this reboot, Earnest would be in tall cotton! If he wasn't long dead.

They’re Rebooting The ‘Ernest’ Movies…I Know, Right? Crazy!

Tuesday, October 16 by

David Lynch directs or GTFO.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

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Leap Year Movies

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The Situation Jersey Shore Quotes

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Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Episodes

The renowned characters of Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, Goofy and Pluto made history over the past half decade by appearing together in episodes of "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse," the first computer animated...

Law And Order Los Angeles Cast

Are you interested in learning more about the "Law and Order: Los Angeles" cast? This entry in the popular "Law and Order" series debuted in 2010 and has had one...

Woody Allen Quotes

When we took a look at Woody Allen quotes, the first thing we noticed was that the man had quite the library of fantastic sayings.  Allen has spent most of...

Modern Family Quotes

"Modern Family" quotes are funny because most of the time the quotes seem to remind of us our own day to day world.  Of course, we also know that the...

Love Actually Quotes

Movie quotes are of special interest to the average movie watcher and “Love Actually” quotes are no exception. Movie quotes can inspire us, make us laugh and help us reminisce....

True Blood Season 3 Spoilers

 The best “True Blood” Season 3 spoilers involve werewolves, obsessive love, vampire politics and crazy ex-girlfriends. The following top 10 list will explain the most important plot points of “True...

Star Trek Next Generation Episodes

There are so many "Star Trek Next Generation" episodes, it is hard to pick the ten best, but someone had to try, so here are Screen Junkies top picks. We...

Lucille Ball Quotes

Lucy was known for her zany antics and crazy physical acting, and these Lucille Ball quotes encompass all things Lucy. Lucille Ball was born in 1911 in Jamestown, New York....

Almost Famous Quotes

These "Almost Famous" quotes are classic lines about life in seventies and rock and roll world. "Almost Famous" is a Cameron Crowe feel good movies about high school boy  given...

Ghost Adventures Episodes

These "Ghost Adventures" episodes are part of a paranormal series that approaches ghost hunting in a more nitty gritty, aggressive way than some other ghost hunting series. The series started...

Hawaii 5-0 Cast

If you love the revamped "Hawaii 5-0" show on CBS then you may want to learn about the "Hawaii 5-0" cast and find out more about each one. Not only...

40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

"40 Year Old Virgin" quotes are numerous and very good, as it is one of the best comedies which has been released in the last decade. It is directed by...

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