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First Footage Of Spielberg’s ‘Lincoln’ Is Lacking Vampires

Tuesday, September 11 by

Here’s the trailer for the trailer. You’re welcome.

You'd think a director would do a better job of framing the shot.

Today In ‘Oh, F*ck Me’: Cameron Adds Fourth Avatar

Monday, September 10 by

Good. I had only reached 25% of my “heavy-handed preachiness” threshold with the first one.

Phil Collins politely asks that you return his male pattern baldness to him.

Wes Anderson’s Next Film, ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ Will Star Johnny Depp And Jude Law

Monday, September 10 by

This film has the most Wes Anderson-y title of any Wes Anderson film.

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Vampires And Werewolves Fight Colonial Ghosts Or Something In ‘Breaking Dawn – Part II’ Trailer

Monday, September 10 by

The long wait pays off. After this, no more ‘Twilight’.

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Here’s Those Pictures Of Jimmy Kimmel Dressed As The Dowager Countess That Your Penis Ordered

Friday, September 7 by

He should stick to dressing up like Jimmy Kimmel.

Vin chows down after a furiously fasting.

Now Vin Diesel Wants To Hunt The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

Alright. Let’s calm it down some, Hollywood.

GET BIGGER HANDS.

This Week In ‘Oh, NBC!’: NBC Wants To Give Cee-Lo A Sitcom

Friday, September 7 by

It could be like ‘The Cosby Show’, only for people with massive head injuries.

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‘Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Trailer Hunts The Eff Out Of Some Witches

Friday, September 7 by

The hottest film of March 2012 now has a trailer.

KILL HIM!!! HE'S AN IMPOSTOR!

‘A Christmas Story 2′ Is Here, So We Can Finally Pile On To The Perfectly-Told Story

Thursday, September 6 by

For the love of all things good and holy, don’t let there be a talking dog.

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One Of Those Julian Assange Movies Has A Trailer Now, But Please Don’t Ask Me Which One

Thursday, September 6 by

I guess start waiting for Whitney Houston trailers now.

Y'all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dredd.

6 Comic Book Adaptations That Deserve A Do-Over

Thursday, September 6 by

Y’all Muthaf*ckers Act Like You Forgot About Dre.

Hawke had no idea he was being filmed for a third installment. PUNKED!

Richard Linklater, Ethan Hawke, And Julie Delpy Secretly Made ‘Before Midnight’

Wednesday, September 5 by

He would spend the rest of her life with her, but she’s gluten-free, and he doesn’t wanna really deal with that.

I wonder if these assholes will be on the show.

NBC, In A Garish Show Of Bravado, To Finally Knock Hipsters Off Their Thrones

Wednesday, September 5 by

Will Urban Outfitters sponsor it to be meta? Or will they NOT sponsor it to be super-meta?

Drink responsibly, bitch.

Handicapping The Odds For ‘Breaking Bad’s Final Eight Episodes

Wednesday, September 5 by

I would like to be put in an induced coma until the next eight episodes air.

If only we could blame her on the Brits.

Lana Del Rey Is Now Going To Ruin Screenwriting The Way She Completely Ruined Music

Tuesday, September 4 by

Lana has decided to enrage enthusiasts of a totally new medium.

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The Situation Jersey Shore Quotes

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Law And Order Los Angeles Cast

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Woody Allen Quotes

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Modern Family Quotes

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Love Actually Quotes

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True Blood Season 3 Spoilers

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Star Trek Next Generation Episodes

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Lucille Ball Quotes

Lucy was known for her zany antics and crazy physical acting, and these Lucille Ball quotes encompass all things Lucy. Lucille Ball was born in 1911 in Jamestown, New York....

Almost Famous Quotes

These "Almost Famous" quotes are classic lines about life in seventies and rock and roll world. "Almost Famous" is a Cameron Crowe feel good movies about high school boy  given...

Ghost Adventures Episodes

These "Ghost Adventures" episodes are part of a paranormal series that approaches ghost hunting in a more nitty gritty, aggressive way than some other ghost hunting series. The series started...

Hawaii 5-0 Cast

If you love the revamped "Hawaii 5-0" show on CBS then you may want to learn about the "Hawaii 5-0" cast and find out more about each one. Not only...

40 Year Old Virgin Quotes

"40 Year Old Virgin" quotes are numerous and very good, as it is one of the best comedies which has been released in the last decade. It is directed by...

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