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Vin Diesel Doesn’t Give A Fudge About Batman

Thursday, September 5 by

Somebody had to say it.

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Screen Junkies Show: Best Movie Sports Teams

Thursday, September 5 by

Just in time for the return of the NFL.

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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll

Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.

Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever

Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.

Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’

Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank

Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.

Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way

Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Looking good, Leslie.

You Want ‘Parks And Rec’ Film Reviews From Perd Hapley? You Got ‘Em Right Here.

Wednesday, September 4 by

MY SIDES! THEY HURT! Not from laughter, mind you, but worsening pancreatitis.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.

Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter

Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season

Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck

Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See

Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!

‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series

Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!

LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz

Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut

Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Good Indie Films To Watch With A Date

If you want to watch a more complex romantic movie, here are some good indie films to watch with a date. Forget the dull chick flicks and pop in one...

Deadliest Warrior Episodes

When it comes to TV that doesn’t suck, which "Deadliest Warrior" episodes would you grade as the most outstanding? Though just debuting in 2009, this show has already attracted quite...

Talladega Nights Quotes

These top “Talladega Nights” quotes will have you laughing. The movie stars Will Ferrell as top race car driver, Ricky Bobby. John C. Reilly plays his trusty sidekick, Cal Naughton...

Ferris Bueller Quotes

Throughout the movie "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", title character Ferris Bueller has many memorable quotes. Matthew Broderick portrays Ferris Bueller, a charmin high school student who is liked by all...

10 Best French Movie Sex Scenes

Make your night hot, heavy and even a little weird with the ten best French movie sex scenes. The movies that make up this list of the ten best French...

A Christmas Story Quotes

"A Christmas Story" quotes are funny, memorable, and quick witted. The movie "A Christmas Story" was released in 1983, and has since become a timeless classic. The plot revolves around...

Bleach Characters

Whether you’re reading the manga, watching the anime or playing the video games, these “Bleach” characters are Karakura Town’s main defense against the monstrous Hollows. These guys are no ordinary...

True Life MTV Episodes

These "True Life" MTV episodes follow real people as they live with certain lifestyles and issues that are both common and uncommon today. The series tells their stories in the...

Depraved Girls In Movies

Movie audiences love to see some crazy girl action on the big screen, but there are some fans who want to go a tad farther and watch some depraved girls...

Fantasy Adventure Movies For Movie Nerds

There are a number of fantasy adventure movies for movie nerds that cater to the geek in all movie lovers. These movies are based on comics, sci-fi and other geek...

Lie To Me Episodes

A man who makes violating personal space a way of life surrounded by people who want to be like him brings out the 10 best episodes of "Lie to Me."...

10 Best Old Karate Movies

Because we all love big fights, here’s a list of the 10 best old karate movies. That’s what old karate movies are all about: big perfectly and beautifully choreographed fights with...

Hbo True Blood Episodes

Vampires and werewolves are a dime a dozen, but throw in humor and an ensemble cast that voraciously eats the scenery and you're compelled to watch the 10 best of...

The Princess Bride Quotes

If you love '80s movies or classic comedy films, you're sure to enjoy this list of "The Princess Bride" quotes. Filled with such notable talents as Cary Elwes, Billy Crystal,...

Dead Poets Society Quotes

Movie quotes are of special interest to the average movie watcher and “Dead Poets Society” quotes are no exception. A rich screenplay filled to the brim with inspirational talks on...

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