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‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’ Saga Reluctantly Handed Over To ‘Horrible Bosses’ Writers

Wednesday, February 29 by

It will pick up where ‘Vegas Vacation’ left off. That is to say, the gutter.

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Guy Pearce Is Future Donald Trump In The New ‘Prometheus’ Teaser

Tuesday, February 28 by

The man could sell a ketchup popsicle to a xenomorph.

Whatever.

Here Is Your Season 14 ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast, If You Give A Damn

Tuesday, February 28 by

If I wanted to watch people I’m unfamiliar with dance, I’d still be going to clubs in Hollywood.

I bet they'e not even really standing in that room.

9 Completely Fake Reality Shows

Tuesday, February 28 by

They’re like normal TV shows with less expensive actors.

That pocket square complements the face tattoo nicely.

If It’s Broke, Still Don’t Fix It: Mike Tyson Is Returning To ‘Hangover III’

Tuesday, February 28 by

This is gonna be classic, guys!

What the hell are they looking at?

Yup, A Whitney Houston Biopic Is In The Works

Tuesday, February 28 by

Sadly, this announcement took longer than I expected.

Whose going to take them home?

Where Will The Stars Go After ‘Community’ Is Canceled?

Tuesday, February 28 by

But what of the cast?!

"Is that... locusts?"

‘The Man Who Killed Don Quixote’ Is Maybe Actually Maybe Getting Made Now

Tuesday, February 28 by

At the very least, the crew is getting cool new satin jackets.

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7 Real-Life Cowboys Who Got The Hollywood Treatment

Tuesday, February 28 by

In honor of Wyatt Earp’s Revenge

So long, Spartacus.

Netflix Instant Loses Over 1,000 Starz Titles This Week

Tuesday, February 28 by

There’s precious time left to watch ‘B.A.P.S.’!

I've gotta learn to cook patty melts.

We Rank The Carl’s Jr. Ads From Best To Worst

Tuesday, February 28 by

I’ve gotta learn to cook patty melts.

She becomes Carrie in some sort of Anakin-to-Dart Vader-type saga.

AnnaSophia Robb Will Be The New Carrie Bradshaw In The ‘Sex And The City’ Prequel

Tuesday, February 28 by

The darkest origin story of them all.

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Lucy Lawless Tries To Deny The World Its Sweet, Sweet Oil, Gets Arrested

Monday, February 27 by

In real life, Lucy Lawless’ superpower is acting like an entitled Hollywood liberal.

Such a butterfingers.

In Honor Of ‘The Dictator’: 7 More Outrageous Sacha Baron Cohen Stunts

Monday, February 27 by

He’s such a butterfingers.

Where's the PTC when we need them most?

18 Images From Film And TV That Are Somehow Less Disturbing Than Billy Crystal Playing Tintin

Monday, February 27 by

This ginger burn victim on a bike will be ruling my nightmares for years to come. Thanks, AMPAS.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

5 Scottish Characters Who You Should Never Call Irish

Braveheart" When people think about Scottish movies, they almost always think about "Braveheart." At least, most Americans do and for good reason. This sweeping epic, starring the insane-in-the-membrane Mel Gibson,...

The 6 Most Dastardly British Villains In Movie Hsitory

British people play bad guys in Hollywood movies all the time. Maybe it's because of the Revolutionary War, or maybe it's because their delightfully condescending delivery makes them so detestable....

6 Movie Butlers Who Love Their Servitude

A good butler is invaluable, worth far more than the salary he earns. A butler can provide guidance, advice, not to mention the fact that he can wash your unmentionables...

The 6 Least Threatening Movie Henchemen Of All Time

Every good bad guy needs a good henchman. You know, someone to do his evil bidding while he enjoys the benefits of being totally evil. But good help can be...

6 TV Spies That Were Very Covert

Covert spies normally have a habit of, well, dying. Their profession is fraught with dangerous activities like trying to kill other, more dangerous individuals who are equipped with various weapons...

6 Shows Like Heroes That Superhero Fans Will Love

Over the last few decades super hero movies have become all the rage. Movie executives have looked to resurrect several long running franchises like "X-Men", "Spiderman" and "The Hulk" each...

9 of The Most Terrifying Horror Movie Villains Of The Past Century

7 Of The Greatest Prison Escape Movies Ever

Probably the definitive movie about life in prison, "Cool Hand Luke" is one of the greatest movies ever made. Paul Newman's titular prisoner is the kind of guy Hollywood loved...

6 Of The Deadliest Movie Assassins To Ever Been Seen

Assassination is a dangerous job. You're putting yourself out there, in the line of fire, with huge risks of both death and capture. But somebody's gotta do it, right? Here...

5 Movies About Paranoia That Might Be Plotting Against You

5 Essential French New Wave Movies

One of the first segments of film history every movie buff learns about is the French New Wave. It was a time in the late 50s into the 60s when...

6 Of The Best TV Movies To Hit The Small Screen

TV movies are not known for being high-quality productions. Often, the phrase is used as an insult – "it's no better than a TV movie." But true movie fans know...

7 Punk Characters Like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

The 5 Best Science TV Shows Every Nerd Should See

This show occupies a high seat on the Nerd TV Olympus. The stoic and eccentric Jamie Hyneman and the goofy and eccentric Adam Savage host this show that essentially started...

7 Of The Most Over The Top Russian Characters In American Movies

There are two types of foreign villains when it comes to American movies. You've got your British villains, because of the Revolutionary War, and you've got your Russian villains, because...

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