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Peep The New ‘Elysium’ Trailer

Thursday, June 13 by

In Elysium, most people can hear you scream. So be courteous.

Once they get to the fourth one, this guy's gonna be out of fuckin' fingers.

‘Smurfs 2′ Has Made $150 Million In Tie-Ins And Licensing

Thursday, June 13 by

And it’s not even out yet.

Sorry, rich folks.

ESPN Gives Up On 3D For Now

Thursday, June 13 by

They ball will no longer seem like it’s coming right at you.

I'm going to guess that he does well with ladies.

Pick Up Chicks With Superman

Thursday, June 13 by

Surely this couldn’t be the one thing he’s bad at.

My first credit card.

Now You Can Have A ‘Walking Dead’ Credit Card, To Serve As A Sort of Metaphor For Your Shoddy Credit History

Thursday, June 13 by

Scary.

Please let us see his ass in this one, too.

Arnold Schwarzenegger To Return As The Terminator

Thursday, June 13 by

They’ll have to cram in some storyline about it being fashionable for cyborgs to get plastic surgery later in their life.

Hit the road, Muppets.

Muppets Musical Will Give Muppets Fans Something New To Cheer/Piss And Moan About

Thursday, June 13 by

I hope it goes better than the Spider-man musical.

Smaller news than the J.J. Abrams thing.

‘Sex And The City’ Creator To Take On A Comedy From A Toddler’s Point Of View

Wednesday, June 12 by

The women from ‘Sex and the City’ were basically like 45 year-old toddlers.

Really makes ya think. Wait. No it doesn't.

Michael Bay Is Circling An Adaptation Of Video Game ‘Ghost Recon’

Wednesday, June 12 by

This headline is like Pavlov’s bell to Vin Diesel and/or Paul Walker.

It's a shame that bird thing never really took off.

Because It Looks Like Hipsters Aren’t Going Anywhere, IFC Renews ‘Portlandia’ For Two More Seasons

Wednesday, June 12 by

The hipster lifestyle is like the fountain of youth for comedy writers.

With Nathan Wind as Cochese

FOX Gets Rolling On A ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie Franchise

Tuesday, June 11 by

Because there are people in the ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ target market that just can’t read.

Please don't bother Mr. Shyamalan when he's wearing his director earphones and director baseball hat,.

M. Night Shyamalan Wrote ‘She’s All That’ Which In And Of Itself, Is Something Of A Twist

Tuesday, June 11 by

The twist is…there is no twist. It’s formulaic and straightforward.

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Honest Trailers – Superman IV: The Quest for Peace

Tuesday, June 11 by

“Man of Steel” may look awesome – but let’s not forget where Superman came from…

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Because Fuse Is Evil, There Will Be An Insane Clown Posse TV Show

Tuesday, June 11 by

Two people is hardly a “posse.”

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Earlier Reports Were Wrong, THIS Is The Greatest Event In Television History

Friday, June 7 by

Please inform neighbors and loved ones.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

5 Star Wars Characters Who Defeated The Empire

One of Harrison Ford's famous roles brings the pirate's spirit to the galaxy far,far away in the original "Star Wars" movies. His romance with Luke Skywalker's sister makes for great...

5 Pirate Movies For All Ages

Pirate movies bring the swash buckling advbenture of the high seas to audiences for many years as they relive their childhood memories. Nothing can be better than seeing these ancient...

A Stephen King Biography That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Shrek Characters You Already Love

You must admit that the "Shrek" characters are rather entertaining. Where else can you find a grouchy ogre, annoying donkey and narcissistic can fighting side by side to protect their...

A Dick Clark Bio With Insanely White Teeth

Dick Clark's biography would have to include the fact that the man surely does age. Dick Clark never changed in appearance, ever. He was the youngest and one of the...

5 Peanuts Characters With Oddly Round Heads

The "Peanuts" characters, especially Charlie Brown, have been a staple of American culture since the comic strip's 1950 debut in newspapers. The holiday specials and cartoon series' based on it...

Smurfs Characters

"The Smurfs" characters used to bring great delight to millions of television sets on Saturday mornings. This classic cartoon, based on a comic strip, is among the most memorable classics...

5 Flintstones Characters Stuck In The Stone Age

Many of us grew up with "Flintstones" characters. As kids, we didn't know they were patterned after "The Honeymooners," nor did we care. We just shouted 'yabba, dabba do!' right...

5 Star Wars Planets That Saved The Universe

Trying to make a list of "Star Wars" planets can be a real challenge. It can also take quite a bit of time. When you take into account all of...

Beerfest Quotes

These "Beerfest" quotes flow like honeyed lager into our ears. Beer and its effects, both pleasant and painful, are adored and exemplified in this film by the Broken Lizard team....

A Lauren Bacall Bio For The Classic Film Lover

A Lauren Bacall biography portrays one of the most famous living actresses of our times. Bacall was thrown into the spotlight at age 19 and never looked back. Bacall is...

A Caddyshack Cast That Could Not Be Funnier

As owner of the Bushwood Country Club, Judge Elihu Smails served as an integral part of the main story line and subplots in the "Caddyshack" cast.  Though he owns the...

Lord Of The Rings Characters Who Risk All To Save The Rest

Narrowing the best “Lord of the Rings” characters to five is no easy task. The “Lord of the Rings” is a classic and widely celebrated story created by the very...

Get in the Cross Hairs with the Shooter Cast

Movie fans are sure to recognize a few familiar faces among the “Shooter” cast. Penned by Jonathan Lemkin and directed by Antoine Fuqua, the project brought together a popular Hollywood...

Sunny Day Sweeping the Clouds Away with these Sesame Street Characters

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