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Michael Bay Will Direct ‘Transformers 4′ If He Must

Wednesday, December 7 by

As if there was ever any doubt.

Links Away: 80s Cartoons…and Skyrim!

Tuesday, December 6 by


Larry King Wants To Be Freezed (AOLTV)

Gary Oldman Loves ‘Dark Knight Rises’ (MovieFone)

Safety Corn & Pork Muffs (FilmDrunk)

It Happened On 5th Avenue (TheCelebrityCafe)

22 Hilariously Useless Signs (Smosh)

A Calvin & Hobbes Christmas (Unreality)

Frank Shamrock On Nick Diaz (CagePotato)

Sex…On A Waterslide (Holytaco)

Neo-Nazi Themed Monopoly For Sale (SocialHype)

Natasha Jolie Hotness (GorillaMask)

Mistakes Guys Can’t Get Away With (ModernMan)

Hottie of the Day (DoubleViking)

7 Hangover Cures That Actually Work (MadeMan)

Philip Dick Optioned…Again (Slashfilm)

Michelle McGee’s Boobs (Ehowa)

Jon Stewart vs Herman Cain (HuffComedy)

Patty Jenkins Leaves Thor 2 (Movieline)

Living On Beer IS Possible…Sort of (ForkParty)

Lucy Liu: Work Of Art (Gunaxin)

Cello Wars…Nuff Said (Devour)

Ana Seradilla Hotness (Coed)

Nicolette Shea Looks Like Courtney Stodden (GuySpeed)

How One Arm Can Ruin A Game (TotalProSports)

Opie Will Raise Hell (Warming)

Bar Rafaeli Hotness (NSFW)

 

This ain't so bad!

9 Movie Dystopias That Are Worse Than ‘Hunger Games’

Tuesday, December 6 by

Not only has law and order crumbled, but they’ve also stopped airing “Law & Order.”

Tune in next week for "Cartoon Cats We Would Love To Butter Poach."

7 Movie Horses We Want To Slaughter, Then Eat

Tuesday, December 6 by

This article reminds me of summers in France, where the horses were so succulent, my au pair would have to wipe the juices from my chin.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?

If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN

Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

Now we have some place to send criminals.

What Could Be Living On The Newly-Discovered Planet, Kepler-22b?

Tuesday, December 6 by

If it moves, kill it and eat it.

Makes Sense

Tuesday, December 6 by

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel

Tuesday, December 6 by

Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

Stop smiling, Larry. You're going to die. We all are.

Larry King Fears His Impending Death, Wants To Be Frozen

Tuesday, December 6 by

In a story that might not be of interest to our readership, or technically even “news,” but is very funny nonetheless, Larry King, when asked about his mortality, replied to…

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We Cast ‘Game Of Thrones’ With Professional Athletes

Tuesday, December 6 by

The comparisons are uncanny…if you’re really high.

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There’s Actually A Trailer For Joss Whedon’s ‘The Cabin In The Woods’

Tuesday, December 6 by

Nine gazillion years later, the film finally sees release.

"Seriously, who farted?"

Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′

Tuesday, December 6 by

Everyone likes lots of money.

Links Away: Vidiots!

Monday, December 5 by


 

Neo-Nazi Gang Makes Nazi-Themed “Monopoly” Board Game (Social Hype)

The Real Housewives Enter Rehab (AOLTV)

Oh Yeah, It’s Walt Disney’s Birthday (MovieFone)

The Full Tim and Eric Trailer (FilmDrunk)

Mothers And Daughters Of Hollywood (TheCelebrityCafe)

Motion Gaming Sucks…That’s Right (Smosh)

Disturbing Robot Girlfriends (Unreality)

Carlos Newton Quietly Retires (CagePotato)

Epic Crash in Japan (Holytaco)

Amanda Marie Hotness (GorillaMask)

Take The Eddit Murphy Quiz (ModernMan)

Harry Potter Takes Over Universal (SlashFilm)

Laura Vandervoort Hotness (Ehowa)

The Comedy Nerd’s Gift Guide (HuffingtonPost)

Meet The Anti-Arie Gold (MovieLine)

Bible Camp Counselor Screws 13 Year Old (ForkParty)

Halle Berry Hotness (Gunaxin)

The Hottest Movie Photoes of 2011 (NextMovie)

Natalia Belova HOtness (Coed)

The Craziest Urinals Yet (Gunaxin)

Perfectly Timed Sports (TotalProSports)

Flo Rida And…Serial Killers? (WarmingGlow)

Linda Hearst Nakedness (DrunkenStepfather)

 

Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!

Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’

Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Seriously, Deavid Denby. Look a little more like a film critic for 'The New Yorker'. Jesus.

Why David Denby Is Right To Criticize Studio Release Policies

Monday, December 5 by

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Apprentice Winners

"The Apprentice" winners are picked up from each episode and are explicitly mentioned in the subsequent sections. Following the success of many reality shows based on celebrity participation and involving...

Jennifer Lopez Biography Don’t Hate on Jenny from the Block

This Jennifer Lopez Biography highlights her professional and personal successes. Jennifer Lopez was born on Jul 24, 1969 in the Bronx, New York of Puerto Rican parents. Lopez was first...

Adam Sandler Songs: What the Hell Happened to Me?

Star Trek Quotes: From Kirk to Picard

"Star Trek" quotes showcase the many memorable moments from the classic science fiction show from the mind of Gene Roddenberry. The TV show pushed the ideals and hopes of a...

Adam Sandler Biography: From Game Show Playboy to Respected Producer

5 Dragon Ball Z Episodes That Any Real Fan Should See

This list of "Dragon Ball Z" episodes represents the turning-points in the series. Each of these episodes marks extraordinary turning points, dramatic sequences and unexpected turns that fans still dwell...

Understanding The Sundance Film Festival Mission

You’ve Got Some Splainin’ To Do Lucille Ball Biography

5 National Lampoon Movies That Will Always Be Funny

For years, National Lampoon movies have been making audiences across the country laugh until it hurts. The company has been churning out movies about everything from wild and crazy college...

5 Dreamworks Movies You Will Love

The first DreamWorks movie to hit theaters was the action flick “The Peacemaker” in 1997. The production studio signed two of the biggest names in Hollywood at the time, George...

The Ultimate TV Cowboy: The Clint Walker Bio

This Clint Walker Bio tracks the life of the actor who pioneered the western television series of 1950’s with his hit show “Cheyenne” that ran of eight years. Clint Walker...

10 Best Romance French Movies For Foreign Love

Here are the 5 best romantic French movies that your girlfriend would love for you to watch with her. When it comes to romance, no one does it better than...

5 Simpsons Characters You Know Better Than Your Own Family

Simpsons characters are almos limitless considering the legendary length of time "The Simpsons" have been on television. "The Simpsons" is based around a family that is anything but ordinary. With...

A Quick History Of The Chicago International Film Festival

For those who have a penchant for excellent cinema with a touch of indie, the Chicago International Film Festival provides the perfect blend for movie connoisseurs who just aren't jazzed...

Larry The Cable Guy Quotes For Rednecks And Hillbillies

Larry the Cable Guy quotes come from a character created by comedian and political humorist Daniel Whitney. Whitney created the character on his radio show in 1991, and a whole...

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