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Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

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Time For Liam Neeson To Kill All The Guys Again In ‘Tak3n’ Trailer

Tuesday, September 30 by

Here we go again.

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Supercut: Professor X is a Wimp

Tuesday, September 30 by

The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.

He's pretty bummed about it.

Larry David ‘Hopes’ For More ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’, As Though It’s Not Entirely His Call

Tuesday, September 30 by

To be fair, he’s unsure if he could make good new ones.

Wow. That does NOT look like Joaquin Phoenix.

The Trailer For ‘Inherent Vice’ Looks Like P.T. Anderson Knows How To Have Fun

Tuesday, September 30 by

Try to keep up.

A bunch of customers emerged from the hearse and saved the store!

Blockbuster Video Stores Live On In Alaska, El Paso, And Other Weird Places

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.

Amazon Prime is no match for Netflix' monkey style.

‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon 2′ To Premiere Exclusively On Netflix

Tuesday, September 30 by

They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.

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Denzel Washington’s Ten Greatest Movie Performances

Tuesday, September 30 by

Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

6 Ecoterrorism Movies Perfect For Your Favorite Hippie

Terrorism is an ugly word these days and you immediately throw up a frown when you hear the term 'Eco-Terrorism'—although this term can elicit happiness and drum circles from peace-seeking...

5 High School Reunion Movies You Should See Tonight

If you’re feeling nostalgic, then you should check out these 5 high school reunion movies tonight! These high school reunion movies will make you laugh, make you cry, and most...

The 7 Worst Movie Bullies Of All Time

The problem with inhumane bullies is that they take their severe personal issues out on the innocent instead of slapping some sense into their own belligerent skulls. Schoolyards and abusive...

6 Schizophrenic Characters That Actually Show The Signs Of Schizophrenia

Schizophrenia is a commonly misunderstood condition, especially in the movies. What people often mean when they use the term "schizophrenia" is dissociative identity disorder, or multiple personality disorder. But let's...

The 8 Best SNL Sketches Of The 2000′s

  During the 2000's, Saturday Night Live experienced a rejuvenation that saw the cast include some of its funniest members ever. The likes of Will Ferrell, Molly Shannon, Kristen Wiig,...

6 Detective Shows Every Slueth Should Snnop Out

When the surprise criminal is always listed in the first minute as the guest star you might just have a terrible mystery on your hands. Take heart, grab your magnifying...

Buffy The Vampire Slayer Episodes

 

3 Incredibly Sexy Sienna Miller Scenes

  "Layer Cake" Sienna Miller looks sexy as hell in "Layer Cake," a 2004 drama that also stars Daniel Craig. One scene where she blows up the hotness scale is...

Titanic Cast

As far as film acting goes, being a member of the "Titanic" cast is like the equivalent of playing for the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers in the 1980's when you...

6 Parasite Movies That Will Eat You Alive

So you're thinking about getting a parasite. It's no mystery why-the relationship between parasite and host is one of the most intimate and wonderful in the whole world. Just take...

The 4 Most Insane Dance Battles In Movies

  Wouldn’t the world be a better place if all of our problems were simply solved by a dance-off? Imagine if you owed somebody some money and you could simply...

5 Movie Funerals That Didn’t Go As Planned

There is no fun in a funeral. Oh wait, actually there is. But you’re not supposed to have a great time when you’re there, you’re meant to be solemn and...

6 Accidental Heroes From Movies

  The fun of heroics is almost gone when it's your day job, but when it's sprung upon you there's that glorious risk of you messing it all up. With...

5 Movies About Runners That Will Make You Tired Just Watching Them

Running is an activity pretty much everyone can agree on when it's time to get from point A to point B quickly but without the use of an external conveyance...

5 Board Game Movies That Are Actually Good

If playing Monopoly makes you ponder how much torture you would endure to never have to play that game again, then this foray into entertainment is probably not for you....

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