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‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Actress Rooney Mara

Friday, December 16 by

You can’t see the tattoo in this picture, but it’s there.

He was on TV from time to time, so it's OK for us to write about him.

5 Scathing Obituaries Written By Christopher Hitchens

Friday, December 16 by

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.

Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting

Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas

Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

Happy Birthday, dead guy!

It’s Only A Ride: Happy Birthday, Bill Hicks

Friday, December 16 by

He would have been 50… and probably would have made a Doritos ad by now.

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Cool Beans: Watch The ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Trailer

Friday, December 16 by

I’m a gigantic fan of this.

Links Away: Patton Oswalt vs Alamo Drafthouse

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We’ve Got Five New ‘Archer’ Promos, Just Because

Thursday, December 15 by

That’s how you get ants.

Over the years, over 712 arrests have been made at the ceremony, and R. Kelly has gone on record calling the Golden Globes "too crazy for his tastes."

A Look Back At The Golden Globes’ Craziest Moments

Thursday, December 15 by

An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.

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9 Stars Who Should Be Detained Indefinitely Without Trial

Thursday, December 15 by

Now that habeas corpus is toast, let’s lock these bastards up.

This ain't so bad!

Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You

Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.

HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama

Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

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‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ Actress Paula Patton

Thursday, December 15 by

No relation to General. We don’t think so, anyway.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.

Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees

Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

I refuse to "go with it." Rather, I think I'll fight it tooth-and-nail.

The Most Tolerable Romantic Comedies Of 2011 (Based Almost Solely On Speculaton)

Thursday, December 15 by

It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

5 Star Wars Characters Who Defeated The Empire

One of Harrison Ford's famous roles brings the pirate's spirit to the galaxy far,far away in the original "Star Wars" movies. His romance with Luke Skywalker's sister makes for great...

5 Pirate Movies For All Ages

Pirate movies bring the swash buckling advbenture of the high seas to audiences for many years as they relive their childhood memories. Nothing can be better than seeing these ancient...

A Stephen King Biography That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Shrek Characters You Already Love

You must admit that the "Shrek" characters are rather entertaining. Where else can you find a grouchy ogre, annoying donkey and narcissistic can fighting side by side to protect their...

A Dick Clark Bio With Insanely White Teeth

Dick Clark's biography would have to include the fact that the man surely does age. Dick Clark never changed in appearance, ever. He was the youngest and one of the...

5 Peanuts Characters With Oddly Round Heads

The "Peanuts" characters, especially Charlie Brown, have been a staple of American culture since the comic strip's 1950 debut in newspapers. The holiday specials and cartoon series' based on it...

Smurfs Characters

"The Smurfs" characters used to bring great delight to millions of television sets on Saturday mornings. This classic cartoon, based on a comic strip, is among the most memorable classics...

5 Flintstones Characters Stuck In The Stone Age

Many of us grew up with "Flintstones" characters. As kids, we didn't know they were patterned after "The Honeymooners," nor did we care. We just shouted 'yabba, dabba do!' right...

5 Star Wars Planets That Saved The Universe

Trying to make a list of "Star Wars" planets can be a real challenge. It can also take quite a bit of time. When you take into account all of...

Beerfest Quotes

These "Beerfest" quotes flow like honeyed lager into our ears. Beer and its effects, both pleasant and painful, are adored and exemplified in this film by the Broken Lizard team....

A Lauren Bacall Bio For The Classic Film Lover

A Lauren Bacall biography portrays one of the most famous living actresses of our times. Bacall was thrown into the spotlight at age 19 and never looked back. Bacall is...

A Caddyshack Cast That Could Not Be Funnier

As owner of the Bushwood Country Club, Judge Elihu Smails served as an integral part of the main story line and subplots in the "Caddyshack" cast.  Though he owns the...

Lord Of The Rings Characters Who Risk All To Save The Rest

Narrowing the best “Lord of the Rings” characters to five is no easy task. The “Lord of the Rings” is a classic and widely celebrated story created by the very...

Get in the Cross Hairs with the Shooter Cast

Movie fans are sure to recognize a few familiar faces among the “Shooter” cast. Penned by Jonathan Lemkin and directed by Antoine Fuqua, the project brought together a popular Hollywood...

Sunny Day Sweeping the Clouds Away with these Sesame Street Characters

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