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Can ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Live Up To These 6 Book-To-Film Adaptations?

Monday, December 19 by

The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.

Still no idea what this is all about...

Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions

Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels

Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’

Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

Links Away: Will Ferrell Loves Milwaukee

Friday, December 16 by


Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Commercials – Watch MoreFunny Videos
 

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I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.

I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’

Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

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9 Fox Studios Disasters More “Heartbreaking” Than The Leaked ‘Prometheus’ Trailer

Friday, December 16 by

Mr Popper’s Penguins, anyone?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.

Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman

Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

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‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Actress Rooney Mara

Friday, December 16 by

You can’t see the tattoo in this picture, but it’s there.

He was on TV from time to time, so it's OK for us to write about him.

5 Scathing Obituaries Written By Christopher Hitchens

Friday, December 16 by

Hitchens pulled no punches when it came to writing obituaries.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.

Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting

Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas

Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

Happy Birthday, dead guy!

It’s Only A Ride: Happy Birthday, Bill Hicks

Friday, December 16 by

He would have been 50… and probably would have made a Doritos ad by now.

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Cool Beans: Watch The ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Trailer

Friday, December 16 by

I’m a gigantic fan of this.

Links Away: Patton Oswalt vs Alamo Drafthouse

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Get On Board with the Battlestar Galactica Cast

"Battlestar Galactica" cast worked to materialize the future where a human civilization from the Twelve Colonies venture out to find a new home while chased by hostile robots known as...

Get to Know the Mind-Reading Mentalist Cast

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The Young and Talented Cast Of Eclipse

The cast of "Eclipse" expertly act as vampires, humans and werewolves. "Eclipse" is the third installment from the "Twilight" series. In this film Bella must choose between Jacob oand Edward...

Grown Ups Cast: Comedian BFFs

In a film that deals with old friends reuniting, it's fitting that the “Grown Ups” cast have worked with each other in the past. Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade...

La Ink Cast: Tattoos, Drama, and Hollywood Attitude

The "LA Ink" cast is a group of individuals who keep viewers coming back every week to watch new episodes of TLC's original series. "LA Ink" first premiered in late...

Cheers Cast: Everybody Knows Their Names

The "Cheers" cast of lovable characters have been hardwired into the brains of Generation X and older generations since the sitcom's first season in 1982. "Cheers" had its final season...

Survivor Palau Cast: This Has Never Happened Before!

Appearing on the tenth season of the Emmy Award-winning reality show, the twenty contestants on the "Survivor: Palau" cast spent 39 days in a remote jungle in Palau, Micronesia fighting for...

Survivor Winners: Outwit, Outlast, Outplay

Considered one of the best to ever play "Survivor", "Boston Rob" Mariano needed four seasons of the game before he joined the "Survivor" winners circle. Mariano appeared on "Survivor: Marquesas,"...

Ben 10 Ultimate Alien Episodes Every Fan Must See

With strong male and female roles, a heavy dose of science fiction and enough villains to keep the series jumping, these "Ben 10 Ultimate Alien" cartoon episodes are the ones...

Without A Paddle Soundtrack Songs You Can Get Lost To

The "Without A Paddle" soundtrack songs offer up one diverse group of tunes to camp to. You can hear everything from a Boy George tune to The Ramones' singer, Joey...

Cake Boss Cakes You Want To Eat

"Cake Boss" cakes are made by Buddy Valastro, Jr. of "The Cake Boss" reality TV series on the TLC network. He and his team are known for their artistic mastery in...

A Big Willy Style Will Smith Biography

The Will Smith biography outlines the history of a talented actor and producer’s brilliant career. It all started on September 25, 1968 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, when a baby boy was...

Make Sense Of The Shutter Island Plot

Want to know why the “Shutter Island” plot is so controversial? Want to know why fans of the Martin Scorsese-directed drama remake still have fans talking about the ending? Then...

How To Become A Vampire

Learning how to become a vampire is easy, but why anyone would wish to become a vampire is puzzling. The classic vampire must avoid bright sunlight, and immortality, though attractive...

Heroes Episodes

The best “Heroes” episodes span the course of the show and feature some of the most memorable scenes and storylines from the hit superhero drama. Running for four seasons, “Heroes”...

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