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Behold, The Most Poorly Photoshopped Movie Poster of All Time: “Hit By Lightning”

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Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?

Here's Jordan after the accident.

Sadly, Tracy Morgan Doesn’t Know If He’ll Ever Perform Again

Wednesday, October 1 by

GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.

Make it like the recent 'Godzilla' movie and never actually show King Kong!

Netflix, Unable To Stop Making Original Content, Is Rolling Out A King Kong Cartoon For Kids

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.

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Sons of Anarchy Recap: “Poor Little Lambs” (Season 7 / Episode 4)

Wednesday, October 1 by

People that matter need to start dying soon.

I don't wanna be here any more. I want to go home.

OK, The ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ Opening Credits Are Scary As Sh*t

Wednesday, October 1 by

I want my mom. And your mom too.

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Watch Space McConaughey Explore The Cosmos In Final ‘Interstellar’ Trailer

Wednesday, October 1 by

It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.

If you f*ck with them, you f*ck with their whole crew.

The ‘Angry Birds’ Movie Has Some Famous Voices Behind It Now

Wednesday, October 1 by

We don’t want the birds coming across as irritable or frustrated. WE WANT THEM ANGRY.

Finally, a Moses that's as sexually appealing as he is historically significant.

The ‘Exodus: Gods And Kings’ Trailer Would Like Three Minutes Of Your Time

Wednesday, October 1 by

I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.

He even gesticulates like a great director!

David Fincher Will Be Directing The Entire First Season Of HBO’s ‘Utopia’

Wednesday, October 1 by

I don’t know what that show is about, but I’m excited!

Sometimes women fall over. It's not a gender thing. It's a gravity thing.

ABC Lining Up A Drama (Yes, A Drama) Called ‘Broad Squad’ About Female Police Officers

Wednesday, October 1 by

I wonder how it will go for them. I hope they’re judged on their merits with no adversity!

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And Now, Jeff Goldblum For Light Bulbs

Tuesday, September 30 by

Tim and Eric have reunited with Jeff Goldblum to sell GE’s revolutionary new light bulbs that you can control via your smartphone without having to use your legs at all.

Now imagine Kevin Hart screaming at you while watching this. BOOM. 'Tetris' movie.

‘Tetris’ Movie Is Really Coming Together. Really. A ‘Tetris’ Movie.

Tuesday, September 30 by

If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.

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A Look At Things To Come On ‘Gotham’

Tuesday, September 30 by

I can dig it.

So much less erotic than my interpretation...

Alec Baldwin And Kevin Spacey To Lend Their Voices To Dreamworks Animation’s ‘Boss Baby’

Tuesday, September 30 by

A baby boss? That’s impractical!

Satan says "please?"

The Christian Filmmakers Of The Nic Cage Film ‘Left Behind’ Got A Pull Quote From Satan

Tuesday, September 30 by

I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Watch Middle School Tennis Glory in these Prince Of Tennis Episodes

Pre-teen angst and sports collide in these “Prince of Tennis” episodes. Usually if you’re in the mood for anime you’re looking for something filled with action, suspense and hopefully ninjas....

Drake And Josh Episodes That Will Tickle your Funny Bone

Get your fill of canned laughter and teenage hijinks with these “Drake & Josh” episodes. “Drake & Josh” picks up where shows like “The Brady Bunch” and “Diff'rent Strokes” left...

How To Live The James Bond Lifestyle

Absolutely Funny 30 Rock Quotes

As there have now been five seasons of the hit NBC comedy "30 Rock", there are a number of different hilarious "30 Rock" quotes, said by a wide variety of...

Try Not to Shed a Tear with the Love Happens Soundtrack Song List

The music to a film about loss and love must be picked wisely, much like in the "Love Happens" soundtrack song list. With a complication of emotions, special care must...

Rap, Drugs, And Beards: Joaquin Phoenix Hoax

Emmy Awards 2010 Winners Who Stole The Show

These Emmy Awards 2010 winners are all exceptionally talented individuals or well-produced programs. Each of them definitely deserved to be honored at the 62nd Emmy Awards. You won't want to...

Young Suicidal Lovers: Romeo And Juliet Quotes

A work of Shakespeare is not to be interpreted lightly but opinion will always exist and so the 10 best "Romeo and Juliet" quotes come forth. A work of love...

John Hughes Death: A Funeral In Shermer Illinois

Bernie Mac Death: A Comic Star Is Snuffed Out

However, Bernie Mac is best known for his comedy series "The Bernie Mac Show", which aired on Fox television from 2001 through 2006. During his years starring in that television...

Kenny Powers Life Lessons: Eastbound And Down Quotes

The life of a self-destructive, burn out ex-athlete provides so many great one-liners that it's a feat to pick the 10 best "Eastbound and Down" quotes. Featuring a world of...

Corey Haim Death: And Then There Was One Corey

Corey Haim was a poster on many girl's bedroom walls in the late '80s, and it seemed at the time that there was no way people would be googling "Corey...

Celebrity Rehab Cast: 10 Stars Who Went Wrong

The “Celebrity Rehab” cast joins the reality television show to spend time with Dr. Drew Pinsky and a number of his staff members in order to fight their drug and...

Fiddler On The Roof Characters Who Can Sing And Dance

If you're looking for a list of  "Fiddler on the Roof" characters, you've come to the right place. The 1971 film "Fiddler on the Roof" was based on the popular...

3 Inception Theories That Nerds Have Obsessed Over

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