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Letterman’s Extortionist Has A New Job (And It Sucks)

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Is working with Paula Zahn community service?

Do you think if James Franco and Renee Zellweger had a child, it would be legally blind?

Timeline: The Year In James Franco

Thursday, December 29 by

I feel like I just spent the last year chronicling the things James Franco did last year.

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‘Underworld: Awakening’ Actress Kate Beckinsale

Thursday, December 29 by

They’re making another Underworld film? Yes. Yes, the are.

Even though we aren't discussing this film, I can't stop giggling at how ridiculous this image is.

8 New Year’s Eve Films That Are As Hit-Or-Miss As The Night Itself

Thursday, December 29 by

We didn’t include ‘New Year’s Eve’ because we delight in subtlety here at Screen Junkies.

I wanted to memorialize all the girls I banged this summer with a photograph.

2011 Cable Ratings: More People Watching Good Shows, More People Watching Crap

Thursday, December 29 by

20% more people are watching crap like ’16 and Pregnant’.

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Best TV And Movie Memes Of 2011

Thursday, December 29 by

You’ve probably never heard of them.

I'll pass on the New Year's kiss.

Ring In The New Year With ‘The Walking Dead’ Marathon

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Or go get drunk and kiss people. Choice is yours.

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Create Special Effects On Your iPhone Courtesy Of J.J. Abrams

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Lens flare at the touch of a button.

Seconds later, his metamorphosis into Richie Belding was complete.

The “Ayk” Is Back: Dan Aykroyd To Try Being Funny Again

Wednesday, December 28 by

Let’s hope he does better than Eddie Murphy.

This year has left the juggernaut broken, battered, and bruised.

Netflix In 2011: How To Build Up, Then Destroy A Company In 12 Months

Wednesday, December 28 by

It’s been a bad year for Qwikster Netflix.

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Nerd Alert: An Alien-Themed Whorehouse Is Opening In Nevada

Wednesday, December 28 by

By clicking on this article, you are admitting you have alien-whore fantasies.

I don't even feel like examining the plot holes of this season. It feels like picking on a fat kid.

After An Abysmal Season, Can ‘Dexter’ Get Its Groove Back?

Wednesday, December 28 by

It’s a guilty pleasure in the vein of ‘True Blood’ but instead of sex and violence, ‘Dexter’ derives its guilt and pleasure from really shitty writing and logical leaps.

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R.I.P. Cheetah The Chimp From ‘Tarzan’

Wednesday, December 28 by

Run free, Cheetah. Run free.

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Our 9 Most Anticipated Films Of 2012

Wednesday, December 28 by

Hi, I’m Abe. Wanna party?

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Lettuce Introduce You To These Famous Vegetarians

Some of the most famous vegetarians are entertainers. Their name recognition and popularity with the American public means that they often appear in advertisements and give interviews championing vegetarianism. Here...

Hot Tub Time Machine Soundtrack Songs: Guilty Pleasures

The "Hot Tub Time Machine" soundtrack songs certainly aren't known for their sophistication and class. They are, however, perfectly suited for a movie about four goofballs who get sucked back...

Put Pen to Paper with these Famous Writers

While it’s usually actors and directors who get the credit for great movies, it is people like these famous writers who make movies possible. Their names may overshadowed by the...

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy Quotes

"Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey Quotes provide millions with an oasis of sanity in a desert of sorrow and global despair. You may have had one of those revelatory "a...

Gerard Butler Bio

This Gerard Butler bio begins with his hometown where the the world's wackiest pattern derived its name: Paisley, Scotland. That's right. Those crazy paisley sweaters were named after a town in...

Famous People With Disabilities

Famous people with disabilities, like actors and directors, are somewhat rare; the movie-going public likes its perfection. But some performers with disabilities have made quite a mark in their chosen...

Famous Couples

Pictures and stories of famous couples regularly occupy the front pages of magazines and garner intense interest on the internet. While some of the most famous lovers to capture the...

Hot And Hotter: The Deschanel Sisters

The Deschanel sisters are comprised of actresses Zooey and Emily, both talented individuals who have reached success in a variety of areas. While Emily is best known for her role...

Famous Pirates Who Would Kill You Where You Stand

From whiskey-soaked swindlers to even more intoxicated, mutinous idiots, these famous pirates offer the best aspects of what exactly makes a great pirate. A lot of movies just aim for...

George Lopez Quotes: I Got This

A funny comedian with a sharp wit, there are several George Lopez quotes that make us laugh or think.  Whether he is waxing poetic about relationships and life, or just...

Famous Magicians

Famous magicians have always captured the hearts and imaginations of kids in every audience as they dazzle with their illusions. The world loves a good magician that can perform death-defying...

Famous Criminals In Movies

There are some famous criminals in movies that can strike fear into even the bravest hero. These villians are not only unsavory, they are downright descipable. At the same time,...

Gilmore Girls Cast

All of these "Gilmore Girls" cast members were featured in all seven seasons of the television series revolving around a single mother and her daughter. The show had a large...

Harry Potter Cast

The "Harry Potter" cast first began their Hogwarts journey as children in "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."  "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", "Harry Potter and the Prisoner...

Wonder Years Cast

Navigating those awkward teen years, wrangling your first kiss and surviving the torment of a douchebag older brother are just a few of the television moments brought  to us by...

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