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When would I eat The Donald? That's none of your damn business. This list is contestants only, weirdo.

The New ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Cast: Who Would I Eat First To Stay Alive?

Thursday, January 5 by

These are the most succulent contestants yet.

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31 Unbelievable Maury Povich Screencaps

Thursday, January 5 by

You are NOT the father of the girl who’s afraid of transsexual mustard.

I'd cut my hand off for her.

Lily Collins To Battle Demons In Rebooted ‘Evil Dead’

Thursday, January 5 by

She’d look hot with a chainsaw hand.

Links Away: Lion King Rises

Wednesday, January 4 by


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Ayumi Sogawa Hotness (CagePotato)

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The Moments of Rick Harrison (MadeMan)

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Which Movie Stars Did TV? (TheCelebrityCafe)

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Who To Watch in 2012 (NextMovie)

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Ron [Paul] Swanson Is My New Favorite Thing On The Internet (So Far Today)

Wednesday, January 4 by

Cats, breasts, and Ron [Paul] Swanson: The Internet trilogy is complete.

Rain Man is back, and he's at the track!

Midseason Shows Of 2012: Which Ones Won’t Suck?

Wednesday, January 4 by

Set your DVR accordingly.

Jurassic Jeff

Wednesday, January 4 by

'The Flying Leathernecks'

The Most Accurate Depictions Of WWII Fighter Planes In Movies

Wednesday, January 4 by

World War II was one of America’s most “cinematic” wars, what with all the easily identifiable bad guys, loads of different characters and settings, and those two atomic bombs. Oh,…

On an unrelated note, China's flight attendants are among the world's best-trained and deadliest.

China Found That 2/3 Of Their Shows Were Low-Brow, Cancelled Them All

Wednesday, January 4 by

I smell a rat… a big commie rat.

See ya at the crossroads, Kathy Griffin.

Screen Junkies’ Celebrity Death Predictions For 2012

Wednesday, January 4 by

We’re really going to miss some of these people if God forbid they die and I’m totally proven right.

This video is like a portal into my dark dreams.

It Was A Matter Of Time: ‘Toddlers And Tiaras’ Mom Dresses Daughter Up Like Lady Gaga

Wednesday, January 4 by

Are Laci’s fans Little Little Monsters?

More of this probably

Our 5 Guesses As To The Plot Of ‘Paranormal Activity 4′

Wednesday, January 4 by

A few potential pitches.

"These klowns, honey, gonna make you die."

We’re Getting Closer To A ‘Killer Klowns From Outer Space’ Sequel

Wednesday, January 4 by

C’mon Syfy. Make this happen.

"Run! It's Jennifer Aniston. And she's pissed!!"

Brad Pitt Is Already Making ‘World War Z’ Trilogy Plans

Wednesday, January 4 by

The Zombie Ultimatum?

'The Rocketeer'

‘The Rocketeer: 20th Anniversary Edition’ On Blu-ray

Tuesday, January 3 by

Not bad, but could have used more special features.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Some of the Funniest Lines From The Hangover

Lines from “The Hangover” are some of the funniest and most creative of any modern comedy movie. In this 2009 film, Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifianakis star as members of...

Try to Control your Spit Takes with these Hilarious Quotes From The Office

There’s no denying that there are some quotes from “The Office” that make you suddenly spit your drink out and keel over in laughter. “The Office” has been bringing the...

Impress your Girl with these Famous Love Quotes From Movies

What is this thing called love has been asked by a thousand Romeos, and dozens of songwriters, but these famous love quotes from movies give us the cinematic answer on...

The Talented Actors of the Sound Of Music Cast

"The Sound of Music" cast is one of the main reasons this 1965 movie is still popular today. The film tells the story of the singing von Trapp family during...

Watch Middle School Tennis Glory in these Prince Of Tennis Episodes

Pre-teen angst and sports collide in these “Prince of Tennis” episodes. Usually if you’re in the mood for anime you’re looking for something filled with action, suspense and hopefully ninjas....

Drake And Josh Episodes That Will Tickle your Funny Bone

Get your fill of canned laughter and teenage hijinks with these “Drake & Josh” episodes. “Drake & Josh” picks up where shows like “The Brady Bunch” and “Diff'rent Strokes” left...

How To Live The James Bond Lifestyle

Absolutely Funny 30 Rock Quotes

As there have now been five seasons of the hit NBC comedy "30 Rock", there are a number of different hilarious "30 Rock" quotes, said by a wide variety of...

Try Not to Shed a Tear with the Love Happens Soundtrack Song List

The music to a film about loss and love must be picked wisely, much like in the "Love Happens" soundtrack song list. With a complication of emotions, special care must...

Rap, Drugs, And Beards: Joaquin Phoenix Hoax

Emmy Awards 2010 Winners Who Stole The Show

These Emmy Awards 2010 winners are all exceptionally talented individuals or well-produced programs. Each of them definitely deserved to be honored at the 62nd Emmy Awards. You won't want to...

Young Suicidal Lovers: Romeo And Juliet Quotes

A work of Shakespeare is not to be interpreted lightly but opinion will always exist and so the 10 best "Romeo and Juliet" quotes come forth. A work of love...

John Hughes Death: A Funeral In Shermer Illinois

Bernie Mac Death: A Comic Star Is Snuffed Out

However, Bernie Mac is best known for his comedy series "The Bernie Mac Show", which aired on Fox television from 2001 through 2006. During his years starring in that television...

Kenny Powers Life Lessons: Eastbound And Down Quotes

The life of a self-destructive, burn out ex-athlete provides so many great one-liners that it's a feat to pick the 10 best "Eastbound and Down" quotes. Featuring a world of...

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