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Jared Harris Joins ‘Poltergeist’ Reboot, Hopefully Will Fight A Clown Doll

Thursday, September 5 by

I’d just really like to see him wail on a clown.

Clearly, business is booming.

Despite Your Bitching, This Was The Biggest Summer Box Office Ever

Wednesday, September 4 by

Really? Really? REALLY? THERE WASN’T EVEN A ‘BATMAN’ THIS SUMMER!

This is Max Steel. Seems like a nice enough guy.

Mattel Decided That Taylor Lautner Won’t Be Their ‘Max Steel’

Wednesday, September 4 by

Apparently Max Steel is some sort of toy superhero. Also apparently, Mattel produces films.

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Epic Movie Trailer Voice Prank

Wednesday, September 4 by

We took our Honest Trailers Epic Movie Trailer Voice and used his powers for evil. Hilarious evil.

He could play a washing machine and the movie would gross $55 million.

Ryan Gosling Turned Down The Role Of Christian Grey, Presumably Because ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ Is Terrible In Every Way

Wednesday, September 4 by

The highlight of my day is when I get to report on something that’s not happening.

Looking good, Leslie.

You Want ‘Parks And Rec’ Film Reviews From Perd Hapley? You Got ‘Em Right Here.

Wednesday, September 4 by

MY SIDES! THEY HURT! Not from laughter, mind you, but worsening pancreatitis.

One of this offseason's roster moves should be sending the Phillies' camera and lighting guy down to AA ball.

Chase Utley FINALLY Responds To Mac From ‘Always Sunny’s Fan Letter

Wednesday, September 4 by

“I feel like I can call you ‘Chase’…”

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Kenny Powers Only Works For Kenny Powers In Trailer For ‘Eastbound & Down’s’ Final Season

Wednesday, September 4 by

Back for extra innings.

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George Clooney Hangs A Picture Of Himself As Batman As A Reminder Not To Suck

Wednesday, September 4 by

Also because he looks ripped.

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It’s ‘Breaking Bad’ With Pugs, You See

Wednesday, September 4 by

If you on a pug and you aren’t using it to make Internet videos, you’re wasting a perfectly good pug.

I'm gonna miss this!

‘True Blood’ To Hang Up Its Tits And Fangs In 2014, Ending The Series

Tuesday, September 3 by

One more nail in the coffin of the sexy vampire trend.

After this, he can host the Oscars!

LeBron James Will Treat Us To A Semi-Biographical Comedy Series On Starz

Tuesday, September 3 by

Not Black Starz. Starz. I checked like three times to make sure I got that right.

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‘Always Sunny’ Goes Dark(er) In Pscychological Thriller Recut

Tuesday, September 3 by

The Talented Mr. Reynolds

Popes are better when they smile.

Hey Fanboys, Brace Yourselves For The Upcoming Pope Francis Biopic

Tuesday, September 3 by

It’s gonna be a zoo when he shows up at Comic-Con

Iron Man has really good taste in home furnishings.

Honest Trailers: ‘Iron Man 3′

Tuesday, September 3 by

Honesty is always the best policy. Especially when it’s funny.

MOVIE LISTS & TRIVIA

Sure There Are 24 Telling Jack Bauer Quotes–Here’s 5 Instead

Jack Bauer quotes from the successful TV series "24" prove why the federal agent took care of terrorists and saved the United States from many clear and present dangers. Actions...

Spin Offs In Orbit: The Stargate Universe Cast

The "SGU Stargate Universe" cast helps expand the television franchise, spun off from the original sci-fi movie, as a new group takes on the wonders and dangers of the Stargate....

5 Cool Detroit Movies

Although there are more than five cool Detroit movies, these films best display the city’s duality as both a powerful manufacturing epicenter and a forbidding urban environment. Detroit’s concrete scenery is...

A Dream Within a Dream Within a Dream: An Inception Explanation

If you ask two different people for an "Inception" explanation, you are guaranteed to get two different answers. Getting a handle on what the movie "Inception" means is about as...

Get Your Head out of the Smoke Monster: Lost Series Finale Explanation

Many were craving for a "Lost" series finale explanation after it aired.  While many questions were answered, others were unsolved; many people still don't quite understand the entire picture.  After...

Dancing With The Stars Dancers: Getting to Know the Pros

These "Dancing with the Stars" dancers are all exceptionally talented professionals. Each demonstrated amazing capabilities to dance strong and teach in a short period of time. Any episode revealing these...

Three Fun Minute To Win It Challenges You Can Do at Home

"Minute To Win It" challenges are always fun and you don't have to be on the show in order to play them. Some challenges are rather difficult to do. However,...

Longest Running TV Shows that have Stood the Test of Time

In a day where TV executives cancel shows with a hint of intelligence and creativity after only a few episodes, becoming one of the longest running TV shows can be...

Awkward Teenagers,Sparkly Vampires, and Muscular Wolves: Twilight Cast Members

The "Twilight" cast members came into the movie franchise with different acting experiences, and heights of popularity. There was much speculation about who would be cast for the "Twilight" movies,...

Join in the Freedom Fight with the V For Vendetta Speech

The “V for Vendetta” speech given by the mysterious character known only as V (Hugo Weaving) was one of the best parts of the film. “V for Vendetta" is a...

Smoke Monsters, Purgatory, and Overall Craziness: Lost Season 6 Theories

As the popular television drama series concluded, viewers concocted numerous "LOST" season six theories, many of which attempted to answer lingering questions from the previous seasons.  "LOST" season six concluded...

Protect and Serve with the NCIS Cast Members

Control the Elements with the Avatar The Last Airbender Characters

If you like Nickelodeon cartoons, you must know the “Avatar: The Last Airbender” characters. The cartoon series is about a young man with extraordinary powers that has the ability to...

Join Zack and Cody on a Semester at Sea in These Suite Life On Deck Episodes

The "Suite Life on Deck" episodes have had a lot of critical acclaim as well as mass appeal, which led to the Disney Channel running three seasonal episodes on primetime....

Experience Prom, Graduation, and Prepare for College with These High School Musical 3 Songs

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