The Day the Earth Stood Still

Monday, August 11 by

The original version of this flick came out way back in 1951, which, in Hollywood's eyes, makes it way overdue for a remake. The plot has Keanu Reeves playing an alien messenger that has come to tell us earthlings that we're about to have our intestines handed to us by some unfriendly space-types.

New Pics From The Day the Earth Stood Still Show a Killer Snowglobe

Monday, August 11 by

Thanks to crap like Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds, I've learned my lesson about getting excited for remakes of classic sci-fi. I wasn't overly excited by the trailer and now these images have me even less excited. The big attack marble and the killer fog just aren't doing it for me.

Burn After Reading

Monday, August 11 by

The Coen brothers are still probably coming down from the cinematic victory they scored with No Country for Old Men, and a film with both Brad Pitt and George Clooney seems like a pretty good way to do so. The plot revolves around some misplaced government files and process of retrieving them. It sounds serious, but the trailers suggest that it's more of a comedy than anything else.

Two New Burn After Reading Trailers

Monday, August 11 by

I bet it's awesome hanging out with Brad Pitt and George Clooney. You could fly around in helicopters, looking for beutiful women or just buy sports cars and drive them as fast as possible through crowded streets. Then when you get pulled over you just say, "You wouldn't give a ticket to George Clooney, would you?" Then the cop would let you fire his gun in the air, just for fun.

Review: Pineapple Express

Sunday, August 10 by

Full disclosure: I have never smoked weed in my 26 years of life. That said, I was a little worried there would be some weed-oriented nuance in Pineapple Express I wouldn't get. Then I remembered that potheads think Scooby Doo is hilarious and my fears went away.

Sukiyaki Western Django

Friday, August 8 by

"Set during "The Genpei Wars" at the end of the 1100s, the Minamoto and Taira gangs face off in a town named Yuda, while a deadly gunman (Ito Hideaki) comes to the aid of the townsfolk."

New Pics For Sukiyaki Western Django

Friday, August 8 by

Crave Online had some shots of Sukiyaki Western Django up today.  As we haven’t done anything on the movie yet, I thought this would be a good time for a little background for inquiring Junkies.

Forever Strong Trailer

Friday, August 8 by

In high school there was always one teacher with a good idea that would immediately be stolen by all the others.  I think that a lot of them just figured that the students were too dumb to pick up on the pattern. Because they were.  This led to lot of repetitive stuff.

Forever Strong

Friday, August 8 by

RUGBY! A sport for men. Australian Men. Comming Soon…

Recap: Battle Ground Earth: Ep. 1.01

Friday, August 8 by

At the top of the first episode “Raise The Roof” Ludacris and Tommy Lee have yet to be united. They are both sent on mysterious tasks to discover their mission…a mission of utmost importance.  

Recap: Last Comic Standing: Sesaon 6 Finale

Friday, August 8 by

This year's crop of comics for LCS was easily one of the best, but America (and the show's producers) narrowed the field down to five for the hour-and-a-half long finale. I think they were all solid choices, but the actual final show itself could've used a little more, you know, comedy. The opening:

Last Comic Standing

Friday, August 8 by

There are a lot of reality shows out there, but this one actually makes a little sense. Contestants from all across the globe bring their stand-up chops in front of judges from other NBC properties and then, in the grand tradition, America votes. The comics tend to be pretty funny, but they sprinkle in a bunch of wacky gimmick acts, I feel like they could do without.

Death Race

Friday, August 8 by

Death Race is basically Mad Max meets Battle Royale meets The Island meets Death Race 2000 meets The Shawshank Redemption. But with the dude from the Transporter. Who is also in Cranked.  Add that together and its definitely worth watching.

Brad Pitt, Eli Roth and B.J. Novak are Inglorious Bastards

Friday, August 8 by

I've been holding off posting about the casting news for Quintin Tarantino's 2009 WWII epic for a couple of days because no one could actually get the story straight. But now it seems like the dust has settled a little and a few actors are left holding machine guns.

Know Your History: Death Race

Friday, August 8 by

When Roger Corman’s Death Race 2000 came out in 1975 it spooked a lot of people.  If you haven’t seen it, it’s about a race in the future (now the past) where the contestants got points for running down pedestrians.  The tagline was “In The Year 2000 Hit And Run Driving Is No Longer A Felony.