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BREAKING NEWS: Punisher Is Really, Really Bloody (Red Band Clip)

Thursday, December 4 by

Damn, I was planning on taking my grandma to this one. But after watching this clip I guess we're back on for Madagascar 2. Seriously, John Rambo, are you going to let Punisher War Zone upstage you like this? That's some SERIOUS blood. And exploding heads. And a chair leg through an eye socket.

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Thursday, December 4 by

Nerdcore calendar launch (Joblo)The most bizarre

Earth Trailer

Thursday, December 4 by

I spent an entire week getting totally blazed, laying on a floor and watching the Planet Earth series over and over and over again about a year ago. It’s Eco Porn. In the future, documentaries like these are all that we will have to remember the planet. And as I was reminded yesterday: whatever we find, we must consider Mars a hostile planet.

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Photo Recaplet

Thursday, December 4 by

Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Millions of lonely men worldwide watched while scantily clad women costumed as mythical Christain creatures and Roman slut-butterflies strutted in Miami. Does it get any more American Dream than that? Here are a few observations of the affair, with select pictures to match. Protect your neck with gold razor wire.Volunteer to be a part of genetic experiments.Keep your head warmAbdominal support is important, especially when naked.If you hug me, I will CUT you.

Michael Bay’s Amazon Wish List

Wednesday, December 3 by

Even the most famous of famous people want presents. Here's a screengrab of a few things that power director Michael Bay would like to have. I'm probably going to get him the 366 Turducken.  

NBC’s Comedy Night Lineup

Wednesday, December 3 by

The Office and 30 Rock are dropping new episodes tonight. Can this hour of 'must-see TV' be beat?  Prime Time TV

Half Naked Mega-Babes on TV Tonight

Wednesday, December 3 by

Nary does there come a time when the buxom VS Angels (Adriana, Alessandra, Behati, Doutzen, Heidi, Karolina, Marisa, Miranda, and Selita) get to strip down and show the world the…

Seeking A Sexual Tyrannosaur For A Romp In The Park – w4m

Wednesday, December 3 by

Craigslist has some great stuff. Including this movie themed casual encounter request. “Nothing turns me on more then Jurassic Park themed role play. You must be the animatronic dinosaur, and I must be the helpless child (Tim or Lex) stuck in the park at your mercy.” Wow.

Melting Vaults and Shots To The Head

Wednesday, December 3 by

I should have known that a bank robbery on Fringe would never be as simple as guns and a get away car. A team of men with Loeb (the FBI mole who was introduced" In Which We Meet Mr. Jones") as the leader, are attired in rubber suits and carry enough equipment with them to fill a small room, break into the Philadelphia Mutual Savings Bank.

Lost Sneak Peek Video

Wednesday, December 3 by

J.J. Abrams has been a busy dude. Here's a clip of some of the upcoming season of Lost. Check it.

Lost Sneak Peek Video

Wednesday, December 3 by

J.J. Abrams has been a busy dude. Here's a clip of some of the upcoming season of Lost. Follow it up with a dose of the morning news.

8 Most Famous TV Beers

Wednesday, December 3 by

Beer and TV go together like hookers and blow. And since both of those are illegal AND expensive, why don't you just crack open a cold one and stroll through 8 of TV's best screen-licking brews. PAWTUCKET PATRIOT ALE

Derek Zoolander Considers Sequel

Tuesday, December 2 by

 I don't know what more Stiller can do with the ridiculous Zoolander character, but after seeing Tropic Thunder again last weekend, I'm totally onboard for any Orange Mocha Frapuccino's he's serving up.

Time Traveling Terminator Trouble

Tuesday, December 2 by

She never sleeps, so what does she do at night? Cameron's surprising, secret life is revealed. Also, history is forever changed when a Terminator is sent back to the wrong time.

Edward’s Gone Rogue

Tuesday, December 2 by

Edward continues to try to figure out, without the agency knowing where he is of course, who really killed his parents and where they’re hiding, Henry has to deal with a rather large purchase his son has just made, and Tom’s wife is the victim of theft and assault, so Raymond goes undercover as Tom to investigate.

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