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Bonus Features: Hump Day Link Dump

Wednesday, September 10 by

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means. We're only two days away from the release of the new Meg Ryan chick flick, The Women! I would rather star in a remake of 2 girls, 1 cup than watch that. Even if I was playing the cup. Here are some links to help get that image out of your head. Not the 2 girls, 1 cup images, I know you're fine with those, but the Meg Ryan images. Yikes.

Zack And Miri Make A Porno Red Band Trailer

Wednesday, September 10 by

Seth Rogan is really funny when he plays it low with a semi-confused look on his face. There are some great examples of this in this Trailer, particularly the part with the toilet.  I’m also excited about seeing Craig Robinson, from The Office. The man is a genius.  

Borat Wins Lawsuit Against Cry Babies

Wednesday, September 10 by

You remember the Borat movie, right? Of course you do. It's the movie that had everyone saying, "Niiiice," every two seconds. Well, the driving instructor and two of the etiquette coaches from the movie sued Sacha Baron Cohen for making them look stupid in front of the whole world. When a New York judge threw the case out, he made them look even dumber. Great success!

“Hole in the Wall” Is Far More Dangerous to Humanity Than the Large Hadron Collider

Wednesday, September 10 by

Right now, in Europe, there is a machine called the Large Hadron Collider, which many people believe has the potential to destroy the earth by sucking it into a black hole. This show is just slightly worse than that.

Fringe: “Pilot” Is Chock Full of WTF

Wednesday, September 10 by

Episode 1 Nerds, geeks and other people who liked The X-Files have been eagerly anticipating Fringe's debut for months, but now that we have all seen the premiere, it seems like we have a hit on our hands. I'm excited for the rest of the season, but remind me never to get on a plane with J. J. Abrams. Dude has some serious issues with air travel.

TMNT Live Action Hybrid, And Some History

Tuesday, September 9 by

And now, a little history lesson on none other than the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a winning example of how spontaneous parody ideas can go on to create entertainment empires.

Sex Drive Red Band Trailer

Tuesday, September 9 by

Ok. I have not laughed at a trailer this hard in a long, long time. I can’t tell you why this has me giggling like a bitch once again. But it has something to do with the fact that I talk EXACTLY like the older brother with all of my guy friends. It’s just really accurate.  I’m officially excited about this movie.

New Quantum of Solace Theatrical Trailer Has a License to Be Awesome

Tuesday, September 9 by

The teaser trailer for the new James Bond flick was good, but the new, theatrical one has me really excited. The action scenes are ridiculously awesome and the fall through that glass ceiling almost made me choke on my blood pudding. As a movie and gadget nerd, I think I'm going to have to make sure I don't wear sweatpants to see this thing. You know, because of the boners.

This Week’s DVDs That Don’t Suck: 9/9/2008

Tuesday, September 9 by

For the second week in a row, we're a little light in the decent DVD department, but with only three things on our watch list, there's plenty of time to catch the premiere of Fringe tonight. Plus, it'll leave you with some paycheck left over to eat dinner that's not from a dollar menu. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 3

13 Craziest William Shatner Moments

Tuesday, September 9 by

William Shatner is a great fit for our reoccurring list of crazy star moments. The man does some truly bizarre things while seeming to take himself completely seriously. But really, it’s all just a joke. We think. And with the sad news that he will not take part in J.J.

Duke Nukem to Get His Own (Probably) Crappy Movie

Tuesday, September 9 by

When Duke Nukem 3D was fresh, it won my little heart with its crude jokes and animated ultra-violence. Unfortunately, that was 12 years ago, and in that time I have completely lost interest and so has just about everyone else I know. But, the Duke has two games coming out soon and Hollywood isn't exactly busting with new ideas, so Max Payne producer, Scott Faye is giving flat top a shot at the big screen.

9 Shows Guys Wish Women Wouldn’t Watch This Fall

Tuesday, September 9 by

Ladies, we love you, but your taste in TV sucks. Please, read and consider these points carefully while we sneak over and delete Grey's Anatomy from the TiVo list.

Recap: Weeds: Episode 4.12

Monday, September 8 by

Episode: "Till We Meet Again." The finale is coming up like a random drug test on a supermarket employee and there's still quite a bit to be resolved. But now, the tunnel is gone and the shit is about to hit the fan. And this is Mexican shit. Anyone who has ever spent a weekend in a Tijuana bathroom knows that's no joke.

Soul Men Trailer Alludes To Toothless BJ

Monday, September 8 by

We learned with The Dark Knight that deceased cast members can lead to a big box office. But unfortunately a dead Bernie Mac and a dead Isaac Hayes do not equal a dead Health Ledger. Say what you want, but you know that there are two guys that are going to be watching this movie from a cloud, sharing a bucket of popcorn with Jesus.

Evil Dead The Musical The Movie

Monday, September 8 by

Evil Dead The Musical is not a new thing. It’s been a long running show way-off-Broadway. Like Toronto way-off-Broadway. My first response when I read about adapting this into a movie was that it would be lame. But I guess there’s always a possibility that they could do something sort of novel with it.

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