Review: Body Of Lies

Monday, October 13 by

Different movies are different things. There’s not some goal that every film has to have. You don’t compare Superbad to There Will Be Blood. Although some films are great, and some films are just terrible, the majority are just movies. They are something you watch because you want to be entertained. Body of Lies falls into this category.

JCVD Trailer

Monday, October 13 by

When I was a kid I would watch Bloodsport and always end up getting in some sort of kick-fight with my sister.  I would always lose because I was younger.  Now I’m bigger, so when this movie comes out, I’m going to invite her to it, and when its over I’m going to beat the everloving sister crap out of her right in the lobby of the theatre.  ROUNDHOUSE.

Mad Men Gets Jet Set

Monday, October 13 by

You know when you’re really into a girl when even the little post coital ditties she pens don’t turn you off. So Roger must have it pretty bad for Jane, because her musings on the sticky sheets of the Waldorf Astoria enchant him like a snake charmer stiffening a Cobra, and dear Jane gets struck with a marriage proposal.

Monday Mashup: How Scarface Got His Groove Back

Monday, October 13 by

Vice magazine made a point once that if you really think about it Scarface is really a story about a coked-up Cuban dude who was on top for about 2 years before screwing it all up and getting absolutely riddled with bullets.  With that in mind, he has given countless fat kids who sport an oversized shirt bearing his semblance something to aspire to.

Recap: Entourage Stops Trippin’

Monday, October 13 by

Recap: Season 5, episode 6 "ReDOMption" After last week's trip (get it?) to the desert, the guys are back in civilization. Vince's career rests on Ari's golf game and Dom is back and, shockingly, in trouble with the law. Ari:

We Let the Chihuahua Win…Again

Monday, October 13 by

I know, this isn't a great time for new movies, but is it so bad that we had to make an awful talking-dog movie take the number one spot two weeks in a row? Have you even considered the repurcussions? Think of how many headlines this morning have a stupid "top dog" pun in them. And with that kind of showing, there's no question that there's going to be a sequel.

Defiance Trailer B

Friday, October 10 by

I think this will be a good movie. But I’m kind of noticing a similarity between this trailer and the first one for Quantum of Solace. Not just the Daniel Craig thing. But the whole black and white beginning part. With the banging noise. And the people talking. You know what I mean.  Just roll the clip.

Bonus Features: Friday! Friday!

Friday, October 10 by

Personally, I thought last night's primetime SNL show was boring and unfunny, but posting political clips gets the Huffington Post a zillion clicks a week so I figure I should get in on that action, too.

Faking Orgasms Movie In Production

Friday, October 10 by

If it’s one thing that I continually get busted on it’s faking orgasms.

Unborn Trailer Is Scarier Than a Missed Period

Friday, October 10 by

The string of pre-Halloween horror trailers continues to pour out, this one pitting a lovely young lady against the ghost of her twin who apparently died before it could be born. I'll admit it actually does look pretty creepy, but I still believe that I can kick the crap out of any little kid, monster or not. Also, I saw at least two Dexter actors in there. That doesn't have anything to do with the movie, I just really like Dexter.

Review: Sukiyaki Western Django

Friday, October 10 by

Given the nature of Takashi Miike’s work, it’s only natural that someday he and Quintin Tarantino would cross paths, which is exactly what happened with Sukiyaki Western Django. Please note that this is not a Tarantino film, which anyone who hears about this movie seems to think.

Marisa Tomei Naked in The Wrestler

Friday, October 10 by

We may be late to the party on this one. But our list of reasons to see Darren Aronofsky’s new movie just got longer with the realization that Marisa Tomei plays a stripper. A naked stripper. For the uninitiated, Tomei is a serious MILF who has somehow only gotten hotter with age. Here area few pics.

Netflix Champs Watch 57 Movies in a Row

Friday, October 10 by

Netflix put on a movie-watching marathon in New York City. Suresh Joachim and Claudia Wavra sat through 123 hours and 10 minutes of entertainment, which translates into 57 movies of various quality. The last movie was Thelma and Louise, but I guess even a brutal rape isn't enough to keep you awake after that many hours of movie-watching.

Recap: The Office Hits a Playoff Slump

Friday, October 10 by

Recap: Season 5, Episode 2 "Business Ethics" I almost feel bad calling this a bad episode, because it was still funnier than most other things on TV, but compared to the premiere from two weeks ago, "Business Ethics" is a bit of a drag. At least we got to see Dwight piss into a soda bottle. Michael and Holly:

Show Preview: The Chocolate News Surprises

Thursday, October 9 by

When I got the DVD screener for David Allen Grier’s new show, Chocolate News I was a little worried about watching it to review for the site. I figure I am 1) totally not the demographic, 2) use to “ethnically targeted” comedy shows being absolute crap. I honestly could not take Mencia.