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Recap: Weeds: Episode 4.12

Monday, September 8 by

Episode: "Till We Meet Again." The finale is coming up like a random drug test on a supermarket employee and there's still quite a bit to be resolved. But now, the tunnel is gone and the shit is about to hit the fan. And this is Mexican shit. Anyone who has ever spent a weekend in a Tijuana bathroom knows that's no joke.

Soul Men Trailer Alludes To Toothless BJ

Monday, September 8 by

We learned with The Dark Knight that deceased cast members can lead to a big box office. But unfortunately a dead Bernie Mac and a dead Isaac Hayes do not equal a dead Health Ledger. Say what you want, but you know that there are two guys that are going to be watching this movie from a cloud, sharing a bucket of popcorn with Jesus.

Evil Dead The Musical The Movie

Monday, September 8 by

Evil Dead The Musical is not a new thing. It’s been a long running show way-off-Broadway. Like Toronto way-off-Broadway. My first response when I read about adapting this into a movie was that it would be lame. But I guess there’s always a possibility that they could do something sort of novel with it.

Monday Mashup: Robocop Vs. Terminator Vs. Predator

Monday, September 8 by

We are always impressed when people have the focus to pull off stuff like this. It just takes a LOT of time.

Bonus Features: Monday Link Brigade

Monday, September 8 by

This weekend was one of the worst weekends in box office history, which could mean one of several things. Either you're all:A) Too busy leading glorious lives and enjoying every moment to its fullest.B) Too broke because you spent all of your money on Dark Knight tickets and gas.C) Acutally, it was probably B so there will be no more choices.

Weekend in Review

Monday, September 8 by

It was the wost weekend for the box office in years. I had to go to San Francisco against my will, and Stan lost a finger. Ok, he just broke it.

Recap: Mad Men Ep 2.07

Monday, September 8 by

How do you tell the world you've arrived in 1960? Pretty much the same way you tell the world you've arrived today: buy a Cadillac.

The Watchmen Video Journal Has Hot DP Action

Monday, September 8 by

No, not that kind of DP. I'm talking about director of photography, Larry Fong. This dude definitely has one of the tougher jobs around Hollywood at the moment. Lots of people considered Watchmen "unfilmable." I'm just hoping the movie doesn't turn out "unwatchable." But, I still have high hopes, even if it does get pushed back to 2010 by lawsuits.

Recap: True Blood: Episode 1.01

Monday, September 8 by

With the bad taste of The Lost Boys: The Tribe still souring me a little on vampires, I didn't go into HBO's new blood-sucking series with high hopes. But, despite some really bad accents and Anna Paquin's jacked up teeth, True Blood doesn't suck….yet. Plot

Recap: Entourage: Episode 5.01

Sunday, September 7 by

Last time was saw the guys, Medellin had just bombed at the Cannes and sold for the bargain price of one dollar. Now it's time to find out if E and Vince can bounce back from such an epic failure. But first, let's watch Ari yell and hot girls get topless.

MTV’s VMAs Have Now Officially Sucked for 25 Years

Sunday, September 7 by

Want to watch a three hour long inside joke between annoying celebrities and 14 year old girls? Neither did I, but I have a duty and if that means having to watch Russell Brand bomb for longer than any comedian in history, then so be it. Russell who?

Weekend What To Watch

Friday, September 5 by

It’s a big weekend for HBO, Nick Cage, and Asian kids who like basketball.In Theatres. Bangkok Dangerous. We have Nick Cage. Sex trafficking. Thailand. Guns. What more do you need?

Bangkok Dangerous Trailer

Friday, September 5 by

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m a sucker for spy flicks.  International assassin/hit man movies fall under this category. Bangkok Dangerous opens today, and I will be seeing it.

David Spade Makes Playmate Baby

Friday, September 5 by

David Spade managed to sneak his filthy cracker seed past a Playboy Playmate’s first (jumping jacks) and second (prayer) lines of defense. Sir, you could have done MUCH worse. High Five! Click through for pictures of his baby’s mamma, Jillian Grace.  [NSFW]

Habitat for Supermanity Is the Worst Charity of All Time

Friday, September 5 by

Maybe I'm not the sentimental type or maybe I just don't share the unending, fiery love for Superman that some people seem to have. Or maybe I just see how absolutely ridiculous it is for a legitimate charity to try and guilt people into donating money that will be put toward saving the house in which Superman was invented. Sorry Ronald McDonald, your house full of sick kids and their families doesn't have enough comic book history to get my money. [Warning: Ranting ahead]

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