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My Own Worst Enemy

Tuesday, October 28 by

Christian Slater and his clone star in a series where one Slater is a superskilled secret agent and the other is a suburban dad.  While one clone drives his kids to work, the other dishes the lead out.  Unfortunately, the clones never appear in the same scene together, you know in one of those long lost brother sortof…What?  They're the same person?  Really?

Born Again To Kick Ass Links

Tuesday, October 28 by

You don’t mess with the Kung Fu Jesus. You just dont. That’s all, my disciples. Here are thine links. Click of them how you will. Now go forth and be bountiful in your mention of our hallowed site, and spread the word of Junkies.

Slumdog Milionaire Teaser

Tuesday, October 28 by

Looks like this one is going to be a bullet for this year’s Oscars, or so says the blogosphere.

A Flaw In The Model Of How The World Works

Tuesday, October 28 by

Ok. Not sure how many Jr. Economists we have in our readership. Or even advanced free market theorists.  But when the big Alan G speaks, the world listens. And what did he say this time?

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans Trailer

Tuesday, October 28 by

There is a movie theatre in my hometown that we affectionately refer to as The Dollar Theatre.  The reason it is called The Dollar Theatre is because movies cost a dollar. The last movie I saw there was the first Underworld. My point is that with inflation and all, I’m even willing to pay two dollars to see this third installment.

Dear Reader: Changes Are Afoot

Tuesday, October 28 by

Times are tough. Luckily the Juggernaut that is Screenjunkies has remained relatively unaffected.  You might have noticed some interruption in content lately like missing movie reviews and TV recaps.  This was due in most part to a move from our old headquarters in Dubai to our new offices just outside of Missoula, Montana. 

Heroes ‘Eris Quod Sum’

Tuesday, October 28 by

The Petrelli family comes together in a blazing confrontation of father and sons and brothers, Sylar changes sides, Peter’s powers are still lost, and Arthur Petrelli reveal more of the intentions behind his scheming.

My Own Worst Enemy ‘Hello, Henry’

Tuesday, October 28 by

Christian Slater’s inner battle with his own self, (I’m TWO people!), continues in episode 3 as his best friend Tom starts to have problems with his wife that threaten Edward’s family’s safety, plus a double-cross South of the Border is one more thing keepin’ our hero on his toes.

Morning News Roundup: Florida Leans Left

Tuesday, October 28 by

People, we live in strange times.  Florida is leaning toward voting a black man into the oval office. The economy finally said “Oh, I got you GOOD BITCHES! Earnings? Whatever!”  And it looks like Paramount is fast tracking the new Footloose. I pray every night that they name it Footlooser. And every morning, we put the news together for you. 

Link Dump With Don Draper

Monday, October 27 by

His name alone drops panties from the pools of Palm Springs to the board rooms of Madison Avenue. He is Don Draper, and reasons for his success can be found in the above video. They are simple. And these are his preferred links.

South Park

Monday, October 27 by

Quite possibly the best fucking show on TV right now, if not easily the most offensive and amazingly accurate when it doles out the hits on everything from Anal Probes to Peruvian pan flute bands.  If your not a fan, your an idiot!  Or a Russian.

Doc Watch: Justice Across The Universe

Monday, October 27 by

This is what a rocumetary is supposed to be all about. Blood, sweat, guns, women, and enough booze to drown a herd of elephants. Looks like this one’s headed straight to DVD. Netflix, I’m looking at you. 

Gran Torino

Monday, October 27 by

Dirty Harry is back!  And while he's looking pretty darn old, he's still ripe with vengeance and even seems to be channeling a little bit of Batman…  Clint Eastwood plays an aging Vietman vet who has an awesome '73 Gran Torino (in Green).  Then some punk kid who's mixed up with

Gran Torino Trailer

Monday, October 27 by

I had no idea that Clint Eastwood did the Voice for the Dark Knight. That’s so awesome. 

Monday Mashup: House Of 1000 Muppets

Monday, October 27 by

We’re trying to at least keep it sort of Halloween up in this bitch. And what better way than this selection for our weekly mashup. Not only is it thematically relevant, its technically superb and goddamn funny. Mwwwwwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa haaaaaa etc.

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